A Face to the Name thread

[Sharktopus]

The Doc Martens came out pretty good, but what's with the giant paper clip chain? 

[RobtheBarbarian]

Yeah, and count yourself fortunate.  My mouth curves every so slightly downwards, so people think I'm in a pissy mood all the time, when in fact I just have no expression on my face other than the nautral one I possess.  I get asked "Are you all right?" a lot!

I'm sitting there, looking like this:    When I get enquiries as to my emotional state, when all I'm really thinking about is the kind of sandwich I'm gonna make. 

I get that too. Mostly it's my eyebrows that default to a frown when I have no expression. I look like I'm either concentrating on something or about to smack someone.

[Minnesota]

Yeah, and count yourself fortunate.  My mouth curves every so slightly downwards, so people think I'm in a pissy mood all the time, when in fact I just have no expression on my face other than the nautral one I possess.  I get asked "Are you all right?" a lot!

I'm sitting there, looking like this:    When I get enquiries as to my emotional state, when all I'm really thinking about is the kind of sandwich I'm gonna make. 

I get that too. Mostly it's my eyebrows that default to a frown when I have no expression. I look like I'm either concentrating on something or about to smack someone.

Well consider the flip side... I smile most of the time, therefore people always assume I'm stoned when I'm not

[call_me_nuveena]

First of all, NO, I'm not naked, YES, that's a wig (I hope you assumed at least that much), and NO, I'm not into kinky sex games in which I get naked and don wigs.  Not yet, anyway.

Oh, and I nearly posted the photo in which I'm giving the camera the middle finger, but I decided to be a class-act and post the one in which I look half-stoned and nude instead.



"Dude, where's my brush?"

[Sharktopus]

Yeah, and count yourself fortunate.  My mouth curves every so slightly downwards, so people think I'm in a pissy mood all the time, when in fact I just have no expression on my face other than the nautral one I possess.  I get asked "Are you all right?" a lot!

I'm sitting there, looking like this:    When I get enquiries as to my emotional state, when all I'm really thinking about is the kind of sandwich I'm gonna make. 

I get that too. Mostly it's my eyebrows that default to a frown when I have no expression. I look like I'm either concentrating on something or about to smack someone.

My default expression roughly translates to Up to no good, which is not entirely inaccurate...

[RobtheBarbarian]

There's a bright white light shining through your window. Were you abducted by aliens shortly after taking this picture, and if so, did the blue wig and apparent nakedness have anything to do with it?

[My default expression roughly translates to Up to no good, which is not entirely inaccurate...

You mean the "Kirk evaluates an enemy ship's defenses" expression we saw isn't typical?

[call_me_nuveena]

There's a bright white light shining through your window. Were you abducted by aliens shortly after taking this picture, and if so, did the blue wig and apparent nakedness have anything to do with it?

No aliens, I just live next to an Indian burial ground.  I keep trying to get the neighborhood kids to head towards the light, but they always run off to play with their PS3s and Wiis and XBox 360s and PSPs and hula hoops... Damn kids.

[Sharktopus]

My default expression roughly translates to Up to no good, which is not entirely inaccurate...

You mean the "Kirk evaluates an enemy ship's defenses" expression we saw isn't typical?

I've only ever been photographed with one of three faces - cheezy, grumpy, or blinking.

[RobtheBarbarian]

No aliens, I just live next to an Indian burial ground.  I keep trying to get the neighborhood kids to head towards the light, but they always run off to play with their PS3s and Wiis and XBox 360s and PSPs and hula hoops... Damn kids.

I have the same problem with the kids avoiding my pungee stick pits.

[call_me_nuveena]

When I'm not watching RiffTrax, or wasting my time at the Roundtable, I kick back and study up on my own superiority:

As a fellow southpaw, I say this: Word, mofo.  *high fives*

[call_me_nuveena]

No aliens, I just live next to an Indian burial ground.  I keep trying to get the neighborhood kids to head towards the light, but they always run off to play with their PS3s and Wiis and XBox 360s and PSPs and hula hoops... Damn kids.

I have the same problem with the kids avoiding my pungee stick pits.

You have to use the right bait.  Try iPods with M&Ms taped to them.  Works every time.

[Rude]

The Doc Martens came out pretty good, but what's with the giant paper clip chain?

Those are the tabs from the beer cans... i think they just stuck to my pant leg when i stood up.

-Rude

[RobtheBarbarian]

I'm posting a picture on behalf of my new puppy, Remington J. Nugent. He's a pointer mix that chases butterflies and was afraid of stairs for 3 days.



That's a cling-free sheet he's chewing on.

[call_me_nuveena]

I'm posting a picture on behalf of my new puppy, Remington J. Nugent. He's a pointer mix that chases butterflies and was afraid of stairs for 3 days.



That's a cling-free sheet he's chewing on.

Oh, hell, you're going to tarnish my reputation as a kick-ass ass-kicker with one photo.  Must.  Resist.  The cute.

I FAIL AT LIFE! *makes goopy, girly cooing noises at the puppy-wuppy*

[mrbasehart]

I'm posting a picture on behalf of my new puppy, Remington J. Nugent. He's a pointer mix that chases butterflies and was afraid of stairs for 3 days.



That's a cling-free sheet he's chewing on.

Oh, hell, you're going to tarnish my reputation as a kick-ass ass-kicker with one photo.  Must.  Resist.  The cute.

I FAIL AT LIFE! *makes goopy, girly cooing noises at the puppy-wuppy*

And with your many cat gifs, I thought you'd have a natural aversion to cute puppies...  Must be the nudity and blue hair.   The "bludity" if you will.