A Face to the Name thread

[Bob]

EEAASSYY!!
Be Gentle...

The Underwood Deviled Ham Devil made me do it.

[RVR II]

OK.. I can see how eating this stuff after tennis could make you do that.. :-
I Understand! Carry On Smartly.

[Bob]

Yes, nothing is better after a tennis match than some underwood devil ham/tongue.    I wonder how many tins Venus Williams consumed after her Wimbleton title this year?

[RVR II]

I don't know, but I wouldn't want to be 'down wind' of her I can assure you of that!

[Sideswipe]

Yes, nothing is better after a tennis match than some underwood devil ham/tongue.    I wonder how many tins Venus Williams consumed after her Wimbleton title this year?

She's not a woman.  She is way to ugly.  I firmly believe she is some sort of geneticly engineered tennis monster that is neither gender.

[Bob]

Yes, nothing is better after a tennis match than some underwood devil ham/tongue.    I wonder how many tins Venus Williams consumed after her Wimbleton title this year?

She's not a woman.  She is way to ugly.  I firmly believe she is some sort of geneticly engineered tennis monster that is neither gender.

[Sharktopus]

Dude, you could've made the bed before you took the picture.

Yes, nothing is better after a tennis match than some underwood devil ham/tongue.    I wonder how many tins Venus Williams consumed after her Wimbleton title this year?

She's not a woman.  She is way to ugly.  I firmly believe she is some sort of geneticly engineered tennis monster that is neither gender.

I've had the same thought. I don't want to mean - she's a great tennis player, and may very well be a lovely person - but she looks like the offspring of Patrick Ewing and one of those disqualified East German swimmers.

[Bob]

Dude, you could've made the bed before you took the picture.

True, but at least I DID have an excuse for not making the bed.   I took the picture at 3am as I was about to flee houston during hurricane rita.   I wanted something to show the insurance agent.   Had I known that I would spend the next 12 hours on the freeway parking lots and only made 12 miles progress, I would have slept in. 

My next bedroom shot will not be taken until all the bed doilies are in place.

[RVR II]

OH.. So. It wasn't for..hmm.. some other reason..

[Bob]

OH.. So. It wasn't for..hmm.. some other reason..

Not quite "rock you like a hurricane", in the good way.

The good news is the new Houston evacuation plan calls for my part of town to NEVER LEAVE NO MATTER WHAT.    Gee, what a great plan!

* stocks up on bottled water, batteries, shot gun shells, booze and hookers*

[RVR II]

You know, I stayed the night on the west side of Houston off I-10 during last year's Memorial Day on my road trip to Acapulco, Mexico, and the Off-ramps confused the Hell out of me, then the 'Monsoon' rains that flood these off ramps really was fun to avoid..
Is Houston working on a better drainage system or should I just bring a boat along with me next time??

[Bob]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" is pretty much the plan.

[RVR II]

GRREEAAT...
Noted for Future Reference

[Hebs]

At least your nice headboard/poster wasn't "SON of Frankenstein".  That movie is so horrendously bad. 

Hey, someone should do a fan art mash up of "House of Frankenstein" and "Daddy Day Camp" from the Alvin thread

[RAD]

I find it very refreshing that you are comfortable enough with yourself to have a picture taken of you surrounded by doilies.

LOL, PSL. I know, I know. Hey, it was my Mother's house and my young Niece wanted to take a picture of me with her digital camera... I need to go into Photoshop and transplant me into a room filled with Playboy centerfold posters and mounted animal heads...

I've often wondered, at what point does a woman decide that her home desperately needs doilies? Also, RAD, is that a mustache, or did you just drink a tall glass of lint? (Like I'm in any position to make fun of someone else's half-assed facial hair...)

Actually Shark, I do sport a mustache, but trim it every 3 or 4 weeks or so as it gets unruly. I learned long ago that it's MUCH easier to just trim it very short as it makes it easier to even it out. This picture must have been taken right after a trimming...