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[bratpop]

Test patterns wouldn't even surprise me at this point.

[Invisible NanoGhost]

Are shorts getting less popular, or do people just have no interest in talking about them?

I was wondering the same thing about the feature length riffs.  Swing Parade has been out a few days now and there's not even one reply in the 'rank a riff' thread.

When new material was slow in coming, we had more time to sit around and go over (and over and over) previous riff tracks.  Now that it seems some kind of official rifftrax is coming out every week, and now that we have the flood of iRiff tracks to keep us busy, there's probably less time and less need to review previous tracks.

[bratpop]

Now that it seems some kind of official rifftrax is coming out every week

Uh... what multiverse are you living in? And how do I get there?

[batch]

Test patterns wouldn't even surprise me at this point.

what's amazing is that they'd make it hilarious.

[Darth Geek]

Mike - So is the Indian going to start crying soon, or what?
Kevin - This is the most confusing game of darts I've ever seen!
Bill - (singing) Big wheel keeps spinning around...

[FBX]

"I wonder who said, 'Its a good shot but I really think it could use a looming khaki clad ass'"
"with a spotlight on it"

"The narrator has quit. All pretense of a story has been abandoned, the actors wander in and out of the shadows... and yet the piano tinkles on"