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[Andrew1911]

I'm Andrew1911. I'm Q & T on the Rotten Tomatoes but you might or might not know me depending on who you are there. Anyway, I consider myself to somewhat of a film buff. Don't worry, my film knowledge does extend to other countries.

[mrbasehart]

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[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Minnesota]

hello

[gammer]

Welcome my friend, you will find joy and love within 

btw, do you own a rudimentary lathe?   

[Andrew1911]

Welcome my friend, you will find joy and love within 

btw, do you own a rudimentary lathe?   

Perhaps... What is it to you about my rudimentary lathes?

[gammer]

Perhaps... What is it to you about my rudimentary lathes?

Inside joke amongst the forum.
Please read this 30 page thread for more details:
http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=1475.0

...or not 

[SaucyRossy]

Welcome to the forums....you will find that this place rules.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Sorry, I'm a bit late in welcoming the newcomers....
Here are some gifts to you compliments of us....
*Gives Andrew1911 a Nitro Burning Funny Pipe, a Tickle Bazooka, and a Adding Machine that prints out candy buttons...*
Enjoy.......