Check this out! It's realy funny.

[Doctor Who?]

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

Wasn't that great

[ebeth]

Thanks.  I was especially impressed with the Ferris Bueller description

[Junkyard]

My favorite:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

[Doctor Who?]

My favorite:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

Yeah that one was great.

My favorite was

STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE: Meglomaniac can't let go of past glory, drives successor to suicide. 

[Junkyard]

Also:

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

[Tripe]

I thought these were quite well done:

RUDY: Diminutive athlete patronized.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

THE GOONIES:  Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

THE WICKER MAN: Isolated religious community revitalized by newcomer.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Perspective is everything.   

[MSTJedi]

Some favorites:

FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don't apply to him, is right.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

SIGNS: Jesus trumps science.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter.

W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.

[Darth Geek]

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.

Unfortunately, too true.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

The Ferris Bueler one is funny cause it's true.

Hmm. Looks like somebody writing this list believes that Neil Gaiman is overrated.

Love this one:

# THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.

Some of the best ones are the ones that play a straight summary which is somehow hilarious by its contrast.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.

"Efficient"?!?!?!?  For whom?  So was the pre-Civil War South, by those standards. 

[Johnny Unusual]

Just doin' rounds hoping to collect a few new votes of the next list of crap.

There are many great choices for lists, and if you like funny movies, vote for top 50 Funniest Movies here:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14954.0.html

Yeah, I know there isn't much of a connection to the topic, but I didn't want to start a hole new thread for this.

[Tripe]

Just doin' rounds hoping to collect a few new votes of the next list of crap.

There are many great choices for lists, and if you like funny movies, vote for top 50 Funniest Movies here:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14954.0.html

Yeah, I know there isn't much of a connection to the topic, but I didn't want to start a hole new thread for this.

Wow looks like Im has a run for his money when it comes to list pimping.

The winner gets a nice customised Pimpmobile, the sort of thing that might turn up on the penultimate option here.