So how bad is The Room

[RVR II]

Is there anything that can take away the pain?

Drugs.. But it'll only be temporary

You may need to seek therapy

[Thrifty]

They should show this movie endlessly looped at Getmo.  Do you have any idea how many terrorist plots we would uncover?

Also there is no way this was a comedy I don't care what Wiseau.

Is there anything that can take away the pain?

Pain?  After seeing beautiful Lisa?

[Lovye]

They should show this movie endlessly looped at Getmo.  Do you have any idea how many terrorist plots we would uncover?

I'm all for making enemies of America suffer.  Yes....  Yes, I like your thinking.

Also there is no way this was a comedy I don't care what Wiseau.

The subconscience tests are working out rather nicely....

Is there anything that can take away the pain?

Arsenic or Hemlock.  The choice is entirely yours.

[Scrivener]

I just saw The Room that was the single most painful thing I have ever seen in my life.

Why all the stupid sex scenes?
Why acting that was worse then a Billy Mays ad?
Why the breast cancer?
Why the texidos and the football?
Why the banking?
why Lisa?
why Danny?
Why the drugs?
Why the sub Superman 4 greenscreen?
Why should I go on living after this?

Oh hai, Doctor Who.

To the last question:  dare I suggest ... Rifftrax?  Seems to have worked for a lot of other people on this board.

[Doctor Who?]

I watched it with the track and it was one of the best trax but I still feel like taking my own life.

Also why the ally inside?

[Bob]

I watched it with the track and it was one of the best trax but I still feel like taking my own life.

Also why the ally inside?

Because Lisa's beauty demanded it.

[Action Batch]

The whole thing was filmed in "Soap Opera Vision", why not the sets too?

I think I've been able to answer all the questions you had (for myself), but the one that still perplexes me is "Why the Breast Cancer"? I mean, it's not the only thing in the film that had nothing to do with anything, but wow, why? Did the actress herself run that by Tommy as a way to try and make her character more three dimensional? I just don't get people.

[Doctor Who?]

So how long did it take the rest of you to enjoy life again after seeing the room?

I want to get some idea of when I will care about life again and stop getting the urge to kill kittens.

[Lovye]

So how long did it take the rest of you to enjoy life again after seeing the room?

I want to get some idea of when I will care about life again and stop getting to urge to kill kittens.

Well, I still haven't seen it.  I don't want to own it, you see.....  Do you own it?  Is it like that anecdote about the Ouija board that keeps coming back into a home no matter how many times it's taken out or destroyed?

[Doctor Who?]

I own it.  buying it off of amazon is the only way to get a copy.

[RVR II]

I own it.  buying it off of amazon is the only way to get a copy.

No, no, no... There's 'other' ways..

[Doctor Who?]

Darn it!

I paid money for that thing and helped Wiseau make a profit.

THAT'S TEARING ME APART!

[Lovye]

I own it.  buying it off of amazon is the only way to get a copy.

No, no, no... There's 'other' ways..

...or so you've heard.

Darn it!

I paid money for that thing and helped Wiseau make a profit.

THAT'S TEARING ME APART!

If there's a sequel, we're all blaming you.

[RVR II]

I own it.  buying it off of amazon is the only way to get a copy.

No, no, no... There's 'other' ways..

...or so you've heard.

Well, lets just say.. My 'copy' came from a friend who has other friends

OR, there are downloads available

[TheUnabeefer]

So how long did it take the rest of you to enjoy life again after seeing the room?

I want to get some idea of when I will care about life again and stop getting to urge to kill kittens.

I watched it JUST after my girlfriend broke up with me...  Thankfully I had other things to begin with to make me not care about life.

I am surprised The Room didn't just make me kill myself then and there, really.