Can someone please explain the part with the tuxedos and the football?

[Tyrant]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of naked people over the years (art studio courses and such), but I've never seen anatomy quite like Tommy's. I finally came to the conclusion that he, unlike most humans, wears his muscles on the outside. Rather disturbingly, this includes his face.

[RockSiren]

I vaguely recall it being mentioned in the movie that they were having photos for the upcoming wedding being taken that day. I don't recall him verifying that in the interview, though.

Okay okay- but later (is it later?) why does Denny ask if Lisa got her wedding gown or not?  What kind of weird photographer not only photographs  people a month ahead of time but only the men in their tuxes?

Also riddle me this, fine RT board members- Lisa made up the pregnancy to "make it interesting"- make what interesting?  Who was that guy at the party???  And yes, I understand the absurdity in even trying to figure it out, but its like "Future War"- the movie that delivers more "huhs" per second.

[Courtney]

I vaguely recall it being mentioned in the movie that they were having photos for the upcoming wedding being taken that day. I don't recall him verifying that in the interview, though.

Okay okay- but later (is it later?) why does Denny ask if Lisa got her wedding gown or not?  What kind of weird photographer not only photographs  people a month ahead of time but only the men in their tuxes?

Also riddle me this, fine RT board members- Lisa made up the pregnancy to "make it interesting"- make what interesting?  Who was that guy at the party???  And yes, I understand the absurdity in even trying to figure it out, but its like "Future War"- the movie that delivers more "huhs" per second.

That other guy at the party is Peter the Psychologist of Earth 2.  Apparently the Peter that looks like David Wain quickly learned that he wanted no part of this shitshow.

I have no other answers for you because everything else gives me brain aneyurisms.

[Thrifty]

Remember how, in that movie War Games, the computer had gained sentience and was going to launch America's nuclear arsenal, but the only way they could stop it was by asking it to play tic-tac-toe against itself and spin it in some kind of destructive thought loop?

I think this might be what Wiseau is doing.  I think he might actually be a terrorist.

[MSTJedi]

Remember how, in that movie War Games, the computer had gained sentience and was going to launch America's nuclear arsenal, but the only way they could stop it was by asking it to play tic-tac-toe against itself and spin it in some kind of destructive thought loop?

I think this might be what Wiseau is doing.  I think he might actually be a terrorist.

Yeah, nuclear warfare is for pussies, Wiseau is a terrorist of the mind!

[Thrifty]

Remember how, in that movie War Games, the computer had gained sentience and was going to launch America's nuclear arsenal, but the only way they could stop it was by asking it to play tic-tac-toe against itself and spin it in some kind of destructive thought loop?

I think this might be what Wiseau is doing.  I think he might actually be a terrorist.

Yeah, nuclear warfare is for pussies, Wiseau is a terrorist of the mind!

I have a feeling there are a few Secret Service agents whose whole job is making sure the President never lays his eyes upon The Room.

[RockSiren]

Remember how, in that movie War Games, the computer had gained sentience and was going to launch America's nuclear arsenal, but the only way they could stop it was by asking it to play tic-tac-toe against itself and spin it in some kind of destructive thought loop?

I think this might be what Wiseau is doing.  I think he might actually be a terrorist.

Yeah, nuclear warfare is for pussies, Wiseau is a terrorist of the mind!

I have a feeling there are a few Secret Service agents whose whole job is making sure the President never lays his eyes upon The Room.

"The Room" Czars- each costing $14 Billion.  I can actually understand that expense.

[Tyrant]

Remember how, in that movie War Games, the computer had gained sentience and was going to launch America's nuclear arsenal, but the only way they could stop it was by asking it to play tic-tac-toe against itself and spin it in some kind of destructive thought loop?

I think this might be what Wiseau is doing.  I think he might actually be a terrorist.

Yeah, nuclear warfare is for pussies, Wiseau is a terrorist of the mind!

I have a feeling there are a few Secret Service agents whose whole job is making sure the President never lays his eyes upon The Room.

  That said, why the hell do we even bother with nuclear weapons as a defense anymore? We pop The Room into all our satellite feeds and that's all she wrote.

[TravisW29]

I vaguely recall it being mentioned in the movie that they were having photos for the upcoming wedding being taken that day. I don't recall him verifying that in the interview, though.

Okay okay- but later (is it later?) why does Denny ask if Lisa got her wedding gown or not?  What kind of weird photographer not only photographs  people a month ahead of time but only the men in their tuxes?

Also riddle me this, fine RT board members- Lisa made up the pregnancy to "make it interesting"- make what interesting?  Who was that guy at the party???  And yes, I understand the absurdity in even trying to figure it out, but its like "Future War"- the movie that delivers more "huhs" per second.

That other guy at the party is Peter the Psychologist of Earth 2. 

So it's kind of like a Marvel Alternate Universe thing. Somewhere in an alternate "The Room" universe there's a Zombie Johnny saying "Oh hi Denny's braaaaiiiins"? Sounds interesting.

[Lovye]

That said, why the hell do we even bother with nuclear weapons as a defense anymore? We pop The Room into all our satellite feeds and that's all she wrote.

We can't do that.  Gitmo is being closed for less than that.

[qlopp]

Michelle was obviously evil too as she hurt her idiot boyfriend to the point that he went down like a sack of potatoes when he was handed a football.

I think the poor guy probably needed several weeks in the hospital.   

Football is far too dangerous for anyone but pros to handle.

I wouldn't go that far, but certainly think twice before tossing around a football while downhill skiing.

[9nihn]

I can...it is a REALLY bad movie...does that help?

[gbeenie]

I guess in Wiseau's former homeland of Accentonia,

I love you, Courtney. Can I have your baby?

[gbeenie]

Watch the first sex scene (hey, if you didn't like pain, you wouldn't be in this thread), and wait for the part that shows Johnny's thrusting haunches (from the back; and console yourself that at least you're not seeing his "O" face). Now, put your hands up to obscure the outer 4/5 of the screen; is it just me, or does what remains look like something out of Silent Hill?

[RockSiren]

Watch the first sex scene (hey, if you didn't like pain, you wouldn't be in this thread), and wait for the part that shows Johnny's thrusting haunches (from the back; and console yourself that at least you're not seeing his "O" face). Now, put your hands up to obscure the outer 4/5 of the screen; is it just me, or does what remains look like something out of Silent Hill?

HAHA!  Thats something you cant UN-see.  And by the way, Im not a real fan of male nudity, but if we had to see one, was Greg Sesterio such a prude that we couldnt see his butt instead?  I mean, Im sure its better than Tommy's...