The test results came in.

[Courtney]

I'm just wondering how she would have gotten pregnant in the first place.  You don't get pregnant through your belly button.

...I don't think...

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

WERE EXPECTING!!!  

Wow.  That really makes things interesting.  I'm happy for you.  My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.

Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....

Probably.  I'm wondering if there's a birth control method powerful enough to withstand all the pumpings full of baby batter Lisa had pressed into her waffle iron of love.

but is the baby Johnny's or Mark's?

[RockSiren]

I just told him that to make it interesting.

[Courtney]

You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place.  I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny.  That would really explain a lot in this movie.

[RockSiren]

You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place.  I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny.  That would really explain a lot in this movie.

So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? 

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place.  I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny.  That would really explain a lot in this movie.

So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? 

since they start while she's above his stomach, I'd assume so

[Courtney]

You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place.  I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny.  That would really explain a lot in this movie.

So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? 

He thinks that's making out too.  Everything involving manbits and ladybits is making out.

[TravisW29]

WERE EXPECTING!!!  

Wow.  That really makes things interesting.  I'm happy for you.  My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.

Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....

We only assume your significant other won't ask questions when there's not even a bump after 22 months or so.

[MattMcClowry]

So... are you guys running Bay to Breakers this year?

[Bob]

So... are you guys running Bay to Breakers this year?

No, too many weirdos.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Remember when that woman asked me to marry her?

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

oh hey Johnny, I didn't recognize you

[Bob]

Remember when that woman asked me to marry her?

Oh yeah, I almost took her up on it.    Great BBQ chicken.

[Indomitus]

You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place.  I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny.  That would really explain a lot in this movie.

Although, if they had uttered the words "riding the ol' baloney pony" at any point I probably would have beat my head against the wall until it went squish.

[torgosPizza]

*breaks in, wielding a Desert Eagle* WHERE'S MY F*CKING MONEY, DENNY?