What did we learn?

[Doctor Who?]

I learned that you can go off hand in hand with a gay frenchmen and not be gay.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that a corrupt police officer can be treated like a good guy. Maybe it was just because it was Claude Raines.

[JimJ]

I learned that there is a very simple solution to every conceivable problem one could possibly face during the course of one's life: Just knock on wood.

[Suckersapien]

I learned that the Nazis will sit around patiently for days while the leader of the opposition goes around stirring up trouble and looking for exit visas. After a while, they'll politely ask him and his wife politely to turn themselves in the next day.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that the Casablanca Blueray disk is AUTOSTART. Um... WTF? Something that antiquated on BLUERAY? Come on.

Oh, and I learned that Ilsa was a slut. Too bad Victor did not learn this.

[Doctor Who?]

For some reason all of Warner Brothers BRDs are autostart.

It's heck trying sync a rifftrack.

[Lemming Howard]

I learned people really, really smoked a whole lot way back when.  Jesus Christ!   I had forgotten how much people of my parents' generation lit up all the time.  Wow!

[Doctor Who?]

What about the drinking.

It seems it was international law that no adult could sit down with out some kind of drink in their hand.

[Darth Geek]

I learned what Love means. It means never having to say shut up.

[Invisible NanoGhost]

What about the drinking.

It seems it was international law that no adult could sit down with out some kind of drink in their hand.

That happens a lot in bars.

[mdemos]

                                                                   Nazis   =    Bad   

                                                                  Others   =   Good 

                                                                  French   =   Need Help   

[pezdrake]

What about the drinking.

It seems it was international law that no adult could sit down with out some kind of drink in their hand.

THAT'S the kind of America we need again.

[MSTJedi]

That's what a weak economy requires - get everyone piss drunk at all times.

[RoninFox]

What about the drinking.

It seems it was international law that no adult could sit down with out some kind of drink in their hand.

That happens a lot in bars.

Well smoking used to happen a lot in bars too.

Now there's no smoking in bars, and soon no drinking and no talking. /eddie izzard

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Oh, and I learned that Ilsa was a slut. Too bad Victor did not learn this.

Falling in love with another man after you had every reason to believe that you were a widow makes you a slut?  Wow....

(forgive me if I don't get into that When Harry Met Sally argument about which one she belonged with with anyone)

I learned that the Nazis knew anything and everything about Rick...including what he did and why he left.... before he came to Casablanca.

But somehow missed his relationship with Ilsa completely even though they were hardly sneaking around.  Think that might have come in handy to know under the circumstances, eh?