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The author's cameo...

Started by Deep Hurting, May 25, 2009, 04:58:48 AM

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Darth Geek

Quote from: Thrifty on May 29, 2009, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: torgosPizza on May 28, 2009, 04:24:22 PM
She's also the odd looking person at the end that is watching Bella and Edward, who then turns and walks towards the camera.

So lame.

She's also, secretly, Batman.
Actually she's Batwoman. Edward was originally based on Rat Fink.


torgosPizza

Quote from: Raven on May 28, 2009, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: torgosPizza on May 28, 2009, 04:24:22 PM
She's also the odd looking person at the end that is watching Bella and Edward, who then turns and walks towards the camera.

So lame.

The Rifftrax made a joke about that being her, but it was actually the evil vampire Victoria that was watching them. 

The what now?

Action Batch

The Rifftrax is becoming self aware...

Thrifty

Quote from: Action Batch on May 29, 2009, 10:25:06 AM
The Rifftrax is becoming self aware...

The virus has invaded Skynet!

daltysmilth

CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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esoobaC .T bocaJ

The Riffer's hands have been busy
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FBX

Her picture is on the back page of the book. They crop it so she appears thinner in the picture, and airbrush it to give her a younger appearance.

daltysmilth

Keep watching the riffs...

Trust no riff...
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

ShadowDog

Quote from: FBX on May 30, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
Her picture is on the back page of the book. They crop it so she appears thinner in the picture, and airbrush it to give her a younger appearance.

*Sigh*  At least when JKR started looking hotter in her later author photos it was because she'd gotten the work done to herself, not her photos!
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Bob

Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 26, 2009, 01:51:46 PM
I'm not surprised people missed it, it's so small and she's really just there in the background

Spoiler



So, I go to google in an attempt to see how badly touched up the book photo is and I see this drivel:

"The Twilight Journals set includes four gorgeous journals packaged in a collectible keepsake tin, inspired by Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn (see picture to the right). Each journal features the beautiful and instantly-recognizable Twilight Saga cover art and is fully-designed throughout with images and decorative quotes from each of the books, as well as some of the classic works of literature that inspired them. (October 13, 2009; $24.99)"

Twilight Saga......... SAGA?!     

This photo and the movie cameo do not really look like the same person.





FBX


THE QUEEN!!!

Quote from: Bob on May 30, 2009, 05:43:07 AM
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on May 26, 2009, 01:51:46 PM
I'm not surprised people missed it, it's so small and she's really just there in the background

Spoiler



So, I go to google in an attempt to see how badly touched up the book photo is and I see this drivel:

"The Twilight Journals set includes four gorgeous journals packaged in a collectible keepsake tin, inspired by Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn (see picture to the right). Each journal features the beautiful and instantly-recognizable Twilight Saga cover art and is fully-designed throughout with images and decorative quotes from each of the books, as well as some of the classic works of literature that inspired them. (October 13, 2009; $24.99)"

Twilight Saga......... SAGA?!     

This photo and the movie cameo do not really look like the same person.






She really looks nothing like in the movie. That's hilarious.
"Kissing is like WiFi. Just get within the general area." ---New Moon RT

Deep Hurting

There are two things when I consider a good cameo:
1) It is way in background and not too distracting, flowing with other actions/scenes in the movie, or
2) The person doing the cameo is at least doing something, either advancing the plot, or making creating a light, comical moment.

Meyers cameo in Twilight had one specific shot concentrating on her for no damn reason, then cutting back to the characters in the movie, which Hitchcock avoided in his later films because they were too distracting.

ShadowDog

Ya know, if you're going to photoshop your shit THAT MUCH, why not just hire someone who looks vaguely like you only hot to pose for your photo?
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Darth Geek

Quote from: ShadowDog on June 05, 2009, 09:31:46 AM
Ya know, if you're going to photoshop your shit THAT MUCH, why not just hire someone who looks vaguely like you only hot to pose for your photo?
Based on the picture, I think that's what they did.

Maybe her cameo is a good thing. Now all the people who hate Twilight so much know what she looks like.

HINT HINT HINT