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What have we learned about Damaged Goods

Started by pstokely, April 29, 2009, 09:32:13 PM

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pstokely


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Kenotic

- There is a career in acting for females over 25 after all.
- High School guys were a lot older back then
- I've never been to a strip club, but they appear to be the most depressing places around.
- The moral of the story: If you end up with VD because of stupid choice, don't worry! Modern science will take care of you! The ending of the short made it sound like getting VD was as inconvenient as hanging around someone with a cold.
I was a student at a small midwestern college....

PlayMSTie

"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!

Darth Geek

I learned that apparently being damaged goods is not a problem and shouldn't necessarily be avoided. He got laid and the doctor will clear his problem right up, no real consequences at all.
It's like this short forgot the overly somber voice-over speech. Maybe they ran out of budget.


MerryWanna

This is one of my favourite shorts. 

Has anyone ever heard of a "coolie cup"? I think they made that drink name up off the tops of their heads while filming it.

Also, did anyone notice 4 guys went to the bar/brothel, but only 3 skeezes came to shake their money makers at them? So the 4th guy didn't get any bone that day, I guess in the end he lucked out.  Those hookers were uglier than the crackasauruses walking the Tenderloin! And looked even older than I am (I am 44.)
"Ever feel like you're dragging a big bag of meat around?" -  Kevin, The Curse of Bigfoot

Darkwalker

Even the 20-year-olds looked 60 back then. It's the hair I think.