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What did we learn?

Started by Pak-Man, December 29, 2006, 09:05:38 AM

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Pak-Man

I learned that darwinistic evolution actually involves a lot of teasing between different species. :^)

AmandaGal

All the touchy feely stuff Peta feeds us about animals being nice, kind, warm, loving and defenseless is a load of crap.  Animals are really ruthless bitches.  I learned that we should all eat them and mock them at the same time.
�mike5150� how tall are you?.....in gallons?

torgosPizza

I've learned that no matter how much fun you make of someone and their genetic defect, they will always accept you back into their lives, unconditionally, and for no apparent reason.

mrbasehart

I'm wondering how the hell Nestor managed to get to have sex with a female donkey to produce his eventual heir.  Perhaps he impressed her with his "ear skis"?

Goshzilla

I learned that God has a plan for everyone, after he deliberately sets people up to be abused by a father figure, kills off a mother figure, and then mocked by a vaguely arab figure.

atomictophat

I learnt that if you give a Roman Warrior a donkey with long ears, he gets all your other donkeys for free. Better keep that in mind when I start up my Donkey shop.

Justin

I learned that God can lead a donkey across two continents and the Mediterranean Sea, but he can't reserve a hotel room.
Snowhead the Blue Reindeer gave me all the presents in the world.

Minnesota

I learned that Santa has been around as long as Jesus (at least according to Mike ;) )

Ranika

#8
I learned it's perfectly natural for a probably Germanic pagan to be apparently psychic and cheerful about the birth in the flesh of a diety he's probably never heard of, and who's descendants would go on to take many of the worshippers of said deity as slaves before finally converting centuries after the birth of this distant religion.
"If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend." - St. Augustine

BathTub


Ivan Druzhkov

Quote from: BathTub on January 14, 2007, 05:31:38 AM
huh?  ???
I think what our bright young friend is trying to say is that the Germanic peoples who lived outside the Roman Empire during the first century BC were excited that Jesus had been born, even though they didn't worship him, nor did they even know he existed.  Furthermore, despite being happy that Jesus had been born, they would still enslave/enserf Christians in future centuries while steadfastly refusing to convert.

BathTub


Ranika

I'm aware it's nerdy but can't help it. It agitated me more than anything in it, even the 'songs' (that is, the one song sung repeatedly with different lyrics).
"If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend." - St. Augustine

Jackthenestorfan

I leartned Mike Nelson's a "jackass" for making fun of something religious and meant for children.

BathTub