New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conor]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/primary-safety-school-building



The follow-up to the smash hit "Primary Safety: In the Three Mile Island Cooling Tower", Primary Safety: In The School Building starts with a catchy name and builds from there. Personal injury lurks everywhere in our nation's schools, and while any hipster with an ironic "Runs With Scissors" t-shirt can identify the most famous way to hurt yourself, fewer can pinpoint the dozens and dozens of more obscure ways that you can lose an eye in music class alone.

Primary Safety: In The School Building has an answer. A cumbersome, ineffective answer. It involves giant "stop" and "go" signs, a dimwitted child, and lots of trial and error. It is the same system that now powers our nations DMVs. Head dimwit Bill mans the signs, a responsibility he earned by amassing the most experience, having repeated kindergarten for a third time. After a morning with Bill, you may be no closer to surviving a school day in one piece, but you'll probably have eaten enough paste that you just won't care.

Mike, Kevin and Bill kept their fingers crossed throughout this entire short hoping for a Mr. Bungle cameo.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/primary-safety-school-building

[RVR II]

A Saturday Special?!

[Bairman]

It was out last night.

[RVR II]

It was out last night.

Why am I Always the last one to find out about these things

[Bairman]

Are you on the mailing list?  You should've gotten an e-mail around 7pm yesterday with the subject "More riffed movies on DVD, and a new short!"

[RVR II]

Are you on the mailing list?  You should've gotten an e-mail around 7pm yesterday with the subject "More riffed movies on DVD, and a new short!"

Yep..

These things keep getting caught in my junk mail filter even though it's in my 'approved senders' list

[MightyJack]

Why is everyone named Bill in these things? Was most everyone named Bill in the 50s and early 60s? It must have made it confussing in class.

Oh, and this was a fun one, especially at the start. Bill (the kid) was very comical all on his own.

[PlayMSTie]

It was out last night.

And now it's got the world's worst hangover.

[Bob]

Why is everyone named Bill in these things? Was most everyone named Bill in the 50s and early 60s? It must have made it confussing in class.

Oh, and this was a fun one, especially at the start. Bill (the kid) was very comical all on his own.

I've noticed that. too..... "well Billy......"

[eegah]

It was out last night.

That's what SHE said.

[PontifexPrimus]

Why is everyone named Bill in these things?

Could be worse. Could be "Steve"... 

[swstephe]

I just realized, (maybe a few months ago), at just about 13 seconds into this short, Mike says, "okay class, prepare to shake hands with danger", refers to the "Shake Hands with Danger" short, which didn't come out months later.  That's almost like a time-travelling riff from the future.  Where is a guy with glasses on a 10 speed?

[RoninFox]

Except that Shake Hands With Danger was also on the first shorts dvd, then as an exclusive to that dvd.  So it was already out there in some form, just not as a download.