Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conor]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight



RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13 year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning "OMG!!!1!!!!11!!" we nearly shut down our SMS service.

At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much.

But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!



http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

[Thrifty]

Okay, NOW I believe there's a Twilight Rifftrax and it's not just a rumor.

[FBX]

who's the woman in the poster?

[Lovye]

Okay, NOW I believe there's a Twilight Rifftrax and it's not just a rumor.

I would believe it if only they would have used more exclimation points to indicate it was true.  The amount of exclimations makes me skeptical.  There is not sufficient evidence.

[I Superfly]

-= DISEMBAUDIO SYNCH LINES =-

RiffTrax  |  Line                            |   DVD
3:01      Echo three to echo seven    0:36

I haven't watched the movie yet, but the Readme has me expecting some kind of vampire vs. AT-AT battle.  This happens, right?
                    

[Conor]

Whoops, the first synch line is: "Seems like a good way to go"

The timings should be right.

[Artie]

The timings are correct

[Thrifty]

Whoops, the first synch line is: "Seems like a good way to go"

The timings should be right.

Ha.  Two of the iRiffs used the same line.  The third didn't, presumably because it didn't have sync lines at all.

[mearnest]

Downloading now. 

[Quicksilver]

kind of a double post, but I can't download it as well as another member here. I paid, but dont have the files and believe me I've damn near bought every single rifftrax with no issue till now.

[torgosPizza]

They should be there now. If not, can you email (or PM) me with your order#?

[Quicksilver]

They should be there now. If not, can you email (or PM) me with your order#?

you da' man Torgo, Dl'ing now. Thank You

[NRRork]

I may get this one. A sense of morbid curiosity compels me to see this movie, but having the smartassery of Mike, Kevin and Bill along may make it more enjoyable.

[torgosPizza]

I may get this one. A sense of morbid curiosity compels me to see this movie, but having the smartassery of Mike, Kevin and Bill along may make it more enjoyable.

You should. We watched it at RiffTrax HQ and it was hilarious.

[Quicksilver]

The anticipation is killing me, I've got to wait for the wife to get home, since she has read all the books, but she does know this movie sucks, so it should be good fun. one hour to go.