Twilight coming 4/21 - Riff This contest!!!!!

[Darth Geek]

"Now everybody point and laugh at the stupid people who came to see this movie"

[Darth Geek]

Kevin - GAA!!! He's pointing right at me! Can he see me?!
Mike - No Kevin.
Bill - I don't know, his sparkly sense is tingling...

[gbeenie]

"Now everybody point and laugh at the stupid people who came to see this movie"

See the one there, on Aisle 5, two seats in? Totally banged her.

[gbeenie]

Dude! Look out there! It's my idol, Matthew McConaughey! MATT! Up here! Wait... you mean this isn't one of those "interactive" movies? Well, damn gee willikers (sorry; forgot a mormon wrote this).

[Cornjob258]

"I'm Batman"

[Thrifty]

It occurs to me that you could do both a 20 questions AND a caption contest.  Do the 20 questions first, then after someone wins that and reveals the new release, move over to a caption contest.

[PlayMSTie]

I picked up the movie at Blockbuster this afternoon, and I'm as excited as a toddler on a sugar high!  How about we make up a Twilight drinking game to pass the time until the release? I'll start:

Do a shot every time there's a riff about Kristen Stewart smoking pot.

Do a shot for every West Side Story-related riff at the baseball game.

Do a shot every time one of the guys begs to leave and has to be held forcibly in his chair.

[El Duderino]

I picked up the movie at Blockbuster this afternoon, and I'm as excited as a toddler on a sugar high!  How about we make up a Twilight drinking game to pass the time until the release? I'll start:

Do a shot every time there's a riff about Kristen Stewart smoking pot.

Do a shot for every West Side Story-related riff at the baseball game.

Do a shot every time one of the guys begs to leave and has to be held forcibly in his chair.

I'd Say do a shot every time Kristen Stewart blinks too much or stammers but I don't want people to die of alcohol poisoning. 

[Darth Geek]

As long as you don't drink every time someone pauses for no reason. Now there's some alcohol poisoning!

[tmoverbeck]

Um... when's Twilight gonna be available?

My wife SO hates me for wanting to get this riff. 

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Um... when's Twilight gonna be available?

My wife SO hates me for wanting to get this riff. 

I hate myself for wanting to get this riff.

[Thrifty]

Um... when's Twilight gonna be available?

Never.  It was all an elaborate ruse.

And now, I have the formula! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conor]

Now available!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

[PlayMSTie]

YIPPEE!!!

[torgosPizza]

YIPPEE!!!

Calm down, Ani. ("Little Orphan Annie?")