Twilight 2: New Moon

[Ayriana22]

Well its based on a book! A series of books! (series of tubes what?) A series of craptastic books! Sorry i guess i'm a purist... i want my shitty books consistent with their shitty movies... LOL    At least when they did harry potter they were pretty consistent with the story line

[iv3rdawG]

I guess that's Dakota Fanning there.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Who, Alec?

[Lovye]

Who, Alec?

No!  Caius!

[Toby Danger]

Hoo boy, brace yourself everyone. The second trailer for New Moon was released recently.

Dear Lord. So here's what we have to look forward to.

-Since Edward's gone, Bella decides that the only way she can see him is to put herself in life or death situations. Hey genius, here's a suggestion. USE A PHOTOGRAPH!! Christ, I've never seen such a miserably clingy character before.

-Apparently, all werewolves in the Twilight universe moonlight as male body builders.

-No matter how old she is, Dakota Fanning still looks Goddamn creepy. It's like her eyes keep getting bigger as she ages.

-And oh God... we're not going to see Edwards bony white naked ass in this movie, are we? Please say no.

It's not even out yet, and already I want to see the Rifftrax crew tear it apart.

[Trumpysgirl]

Okay, buck up here we go.

- For the life of me I can't understand why Bella doesn't just go for the werewolf. Oh noes! Someone who's better looking than Edward and actually interesting in terms of characterization? Perish the thought!

- Real life: If a guy stepped out into the sun in front of everyone all sparkly, everyone would think the same thing: body glitter. Somehow I don't think "vampire" would be their next thought.

- Dakota Fanning is in this? Where?

- And finally, there's this stupid....wait a minute. Is that....Michael Sheen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
             - How could you, you magnificent bastard?! Sure, you make kickass werewolf and probably a better vampire, but TWILIGHT??

[Tyrant]

Okay, are we sure this isn't a comedy? It looks hilarious! I'd almost be tempted to see it in the theater if I didn't know the Rifftrax for it will make it even more hysterical.

[jasimon1]

-Since Edward's gone, Bella decides that the only way she can see him is to put herself in life or death situations. Hey genius, here's a suggestion. USE A PHOTOGRAPH!! Christ, I've never seen such a miserably clingy character before.

In the book Edward hid all her pictures of him because in his mind it would make it easier on her if she didn't have anything to remind her of him. And no, there shouldn't be any naked white butts in this movie.

[Toby Danger]

In the book Edward hid all her pictures of him because in his mind it would make it easier on her if she didn't have anything to remind her of him. And no, there shouldn't be any naked white butts in this movie.

Jesus, Edward really is an asshole.

[Thrifty]

In the book Edward hid all her pictures of him because in his mind it would make it easier on her if she didn't have anything to remind her of him. And no, there shouldn't be any naked white butts in this movie.

Jesus, Edward really is an asshole.

No.  He's brooding, dark, disturbed, and mysterious.  That means he's dreamy.

[Trumpysgirl]

No.  He's brooding, dark, disturbed, and mysterious.  That means he's dreamy.

So was Ted Bundy.

[PlayMSTie]

In the book Edward hid all her pictures of him because in his mind it would make it easier on her if she didn't have anything to remind her of him. And no, there shouldn't be any naked white butts in this movie.

Jesus, Edward really is an asshole.

You don't know the half of it. Try the part where he removes the engine from her truck to keep her from going to see Jacob.

By the way, did Bella's little vision of Edward while on the motorcycle remind anyone else of this?

[Doctor Who?]

Is it just be or is Edward the creepest character ever put on a movie screen.  He seems to want to controll every aspect of Bella's life and we are supposed to like him for it.  Twilight has real twisted logic.

[MSTJedi]

Is it just be or is Edward the creepest character ever put on a movie screen.  He seems to want to controll every aspect of Bella's life and we are supposed to like his for it.  Twilight has real twisted logic.

Well, you have to keep in mind who exactly wrote this drivel. Basically, a repressed Mormon chick who apparently has the hots for the dangerous, controlling asshole type. "But he only does it because he loves me!"

No, he does it because to him, you're a possession to be done with as he sees fit.

[Doctor Who?]

Is it just be or is Edward the creepest character ever put on a movie screen.  He seems to want to controll every aspect of Bella's life and we are supposed to like his for it.  Twilight has real twisted logic.

Well, you have to keep in mind who exactly wrote this drivel. Basically, a repressed Mormon chick who apparently has the hots for the dangerous, controlling asshole type. "But he only does it because he loves me!"

No, he does it because to him, you're a possession to be done with as he sees fit.

Oddly that doesn't make it any less creepy.

I mean it I find him to be really creepy and the fact that woman like him is making me affraid for the future of the human race. 

Someone needs to make Edwardisacreep.com.