Twilight 2: New Moon

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

OMG Indians are werewilfs? I didn't see that coming!

Everyone here in NM knows that Native Americans are always werewolves. Or were-coyotes. There are no exceptions. They'll always deny it, of course. But we know better.

now if I remember the story correctly, the Native Americans were turned into Werewolves by God because they had killed a group of Vampires or something

  That's interesting. I wouldn't think God would mind vampires getting killed all that much, what with them being the souless undead and what not. Unless lycanthropy is thought to be some kind of reward?

not one for spoilers are you   

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

[PlayMSTie]

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Cheesetastic! I love it!!

Ed & Bella better be defending their Golden Onion in this, and I'm anticipating some more chicanery from our armadillo friend. Oh and Alice, she has my permission to sire me. She's cute.

Is she allowed to dress you in a tight cocktail dress and spike heels afterward? Because that's her idea of appropriate post-siring first-time-hunting attire. Seriously. It's one of the parts of Breaking Dawn that still makes me  every time I remember it.

[TeamRAD]

Good lord.

...hahahaha.

Her perkiness would make for a wonderful addition to the Buffyverse.

Brace yourself everyone. The first trailer for New Moon has been leaked, and it looks God-awful.

Cheesetastic! I love it!!

Ed & Bella better be defending their Golden Onion in this, and I'm anticipating some more chicanery from our armadillo friend. Oh and Alice, she has my permission to sire me. She's cute.

Is she allowed to dress you in a tight cocktail dress and spike heels afterward? Because that's her idea of appropriate post-siring first-time-hunting attire. Seriously. It's one of the parts of Breaking Dawn that still makes me  every time I remember it.

What the?!?!     

[CSAllen]

I sort of hope they re-release the first one in theaters for a little bit right before the second one. Then I can watch it with the riff on my iPod in the theater (I forget whose idea that was, but it was a good one).

Damn, that's a great idea!  Would love to see all the dirty looks you'd receive for laughing your ass off throughout the movie.

Warning to everyone:
Don't ever do this at a good movie -- I will punch you in the back of the head, I swear!  Twilight 2 is ok, though 

Also -- stop texting on your gd cell-phone during the movie -- I will punch you in the back of the head!  Sorry for that.

[Tripe]

Good lord.

...hahahaha.

Her perkiness would make for a wonderful addition to the Buffyverse.

Despite having all the riffs that were produced for it I've still not got round to watching the thing yet. She's certainly added incentive)

[FBX]

Even the trailer is riffable...

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

[MSTJedi]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

You're telling me the winner of the almighty golden apple took that long to piece together such obviousness? That sounds more like denseness on the part of the author, wanting to drag out the "suspense" way longer than she should have.

[Trumpysgirl]

I'm still maintaining my stance that Twilight is some kind of a brilliantly subtle social satire. I mean, really, there is no way that anyone could write such retarded sounding characters and be completely serious.

Right.....RIGHT?

[Thrifty]

GOD DAMNIT.

There are three more of these coming out, and THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT.

[PlayMSTie]

But by golly, WE CAN RIFF IT! 

(Or Mike & Co. and the other riffers around here can, anyway!)

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

You're telling me the winner of the almighty golden apple took that long to piece together such obviousness? That sounds more like denseness on the part of the author, wanting to drag out the "suspense" way longer than she should have.

ONION!!!! the golden ONION!! shame on you

[MSTJedi]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

You're telling me the winner of the almighty golden apple took that long to piece together such obviousness? That sounds more like denseness on the part of the author, wanting to drag out the "suspense" way longer than she should have.

ONION!!!! the golden ONION!! shame on you

You know what, I just realized that as I was re-reading my post (before I saw yours). Darn you for catching it before I could edit it.

[Raven]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

You're telling me the winner of the almighty golden apple took that long to piece together such obviousness? That sounds more like denseness on the part of the author, wanting to drag out the "suspense" way longer than she should have.

ONION!!!! the golden ONION!! shame on you

You know what, I just realized that as I was re-reading my post (before I saw yours). Darn you for catching it before I could edit it.

You know I saw that too.  I wasn't sure if the teacher had a golden Apple in second book or something, so I didn't want to say anything.  LOL

[TeamRAD]

This is the only twilight book I've actually read (well, listened to in audiobook form).

The thing I'm wondering about is whether or not Bella will maintain her level of high-grade denseness.

I mean, there are lots of attacks by "animals" in the woods, her friend Jacob gets a "fever" and then joins a "cult" that involves members who growl at people, and she actually sees a vampire get chased off by bear-sized wolves, and Jacob comes by and reminds her to think back to a certain legend he told her about that explains this, and she STILL needs an eerie dream sequence to piece it all together! ADD IT UP BELLA, YOU DENSE, DENSE GIRL!

You're telling me the winner of the almighty golden apple took that long to piece together such obviousness? That sounds more like denseness on the part of the author, wanting to drag out the "suspense" way longer than she should have.

ONION!!!! the golden ONION!! shame on you

Hey Caboose, let's try out!