Hello riffers.

[roguescout]

Hello everyone. I am a MST3Kaholic from waaaay back.

I was going to mention how I found the RiffTrax site, but... uhm... after backtracking through my links and sites during this surfing session, I cannot figure out how the hell I got here! WTF?!?

So here are my theories:

1. This is not really happening. It is all a dream and I am actually a human battery for some machine overlords.

2. After Joe Don Baker raped me in my sleep last night, he thoughtfully whispered the site's name before lithely slipping out the window. In other words, JDB gave me a nocturnal transmission in my ear.

3. I blacked-out. Upon hitting the keyboard with my face, I managed to press the keys in such a way as to facilitate navigation to this site.s,dht46k vfkfb <---(whoops! sorry. I'm a bit oily in my T-zone today)

4. Mike Nelson is the Puppetmaster. We are merely his death dolls.

5. God has been watching me masturbate and instituted devine intervention in the form of Rifftrax to save me and my palms from myself.

I am glad the guys are still at it and I look forward to enjoying Rifftrax and the forum.

Thank you to the cast/crew/creators and all the fans for supporting each other over the years and living the American dream of Laugh, Absurdity, and the pursuit of Silliness.

[kodiakthejuggler]

It is happening.

1. DisembAudio is our machine overlord, and he will be your master from now on.

2. JDB is still at large, whereabouts unknown. Animosity towards riffers: still strong.

3. The Matrix has you.

4. We are Mike's Dogs. He rings the bell announcing new Rifftrax, we salivate.

5. God is love. Masturbation will make you go blind. Rifftrax is heaven.

Welcome to the Roundtable.

Viva Rifftrax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaucyRossy]

haha this is a great way to introduce your self to the board. Welcome!

[mrbasehart]

Welcome! That is all.   

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!