Rank-a-Riff

[Variety of Cells]

Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I see(or hear, rather) the makings of a comedy classic!

[MisterRiffley]

cool flick! i wish it had more fighting though.

"here's a really cool script i wrote about a bouncer..."

i notice it took like two minutes before a girl got kicked in the stomach. and i just watched wicker man! i've just seen more girls get hit in the last three hours than i've seen in my entire life.

[MisterRiffley]

i can actually feel my IQ lowering as i watch this.

[Puumagirl]

Mike is a master.  Even my husband laughed out loud, several times!

[Minnesota]

ten!
(of course)

[Gibborino]

Great one. Pain don't hurt.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Feathered hair AND a mullet!?  His hair came to play!

[Nunyerbiz]

I sorta watched this one last night... I was doing some work-related things on my laptop, so this didn't quite get my full attention... but still found myself laughing regularly. This is my overall favorite Rifftrax when considering the formula of "enjoyment of source movie + enjoyment of riffs = kickass awesome experience". The movie is just a gem all on it's own... failing any easy categorizations outside of simple entertainment. Mike lets the movie come to him, bringing repeatedly solid riffs without ever trying too hard to shift the focus away from the on-screen proceedings. Road House serves 'em up, and Mike knocks 'em down. Still a perfect 10.

[Doctor Who?]

I just saw this.

A perfect rifftrax.

I don't even miss the other guys.

I give it a 10.

[BathTub]

For the first proper rifftrax it was pretty damn good.