Summonus Favorite-Linesius!!

[Indomitus]

Elbows.

...wait 'til he lifts his tail.

And Hermione casts the "give Ron a boner" spell.

...Wanker-in-Chief.

"Lay off!  I've seen Bill and Ted!  I know how this works!"

[bratpop]

"If only this subtance that you took in your dorm room to make you act stupid and think dumb things are funny was real."

"Did these guys voice the Beatles in the Yellow Submarine cartoon?"

"After Kazaam, I'm terrified of Shaqs."

"I accidentally took a crap on Moaning Myrtle."

[RoninFox]

A Baron von Rachke reference?  Really?  Thanks Kevin, that was awesome.

[Gamera]

Kevin's prolonged music riff killed me.

[ManUnderMask]

Kevin's "reaction" Riff and his eerie child chanting.

[bratpop]

"My worst fear is that he'll never be punched in the face for mugging like that."

[Wiseblood]

Dumbledore's curious habit of rising to his feet and mispronouncing his favorite Jason Bateman sitcom.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"They're too stupid to have a good time"

[dalem]

I don't laugh out loud as much when I'm watching a riff by myself, but the "give Ron a boner spell" line tore a few long guffaws out of me.  I don't care how old I get, adolescent boner jokes are always funny.

I liked this one.  But then, I like most of 'em, so I'm a bit of a roundheels with the Rifftrax.

-dale

[Thrifty]

The guys are discussing various aspects of magic, such as what happens when ghosts break ghost windows and what state of life the paintings are, and Bill chimes in with a non-sequitir about ALF.

That had me in stitches.  Bill is hilarious.  Easily the best of the three.  And I'm not just saying that because he's the only one who posts around here.

[Thrifty]

That's the nerdiest use of time travel since I went back to get firsties on a message board.

[BitShifter]

(On Harry and Hermione getting back just in time to see Harry and Hermione about to use the time-travel device):

"Never mind! We already took care of it."

[bratpop]

"Why didn't ALF ever make the family he lived with call him by his real name?"

"I mean Gordon Chumway isn't even that weird..."

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

So many great ones...

"la la la la la la" of course.

something to the effect of "I'm gonna get out of here, move to Gotham and start commissioning"

"Divination: the communications major of the wizarding world" as a former Comm major, that had me on the floor.

[Indomitus]

"Divination: the communications major of the wizarding world" as a former Comm major, that had me on the floor.

I missed that one.  Well, guess I'll just have to watch it again.