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Started by mearnest, December 10, 2008, 12:32:04 AM

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Quote from: Baron Samedi on December 26, 2008, 03:27:45 PM
When the clowns are robbing the bank:

"I'm going to buy the biggest, floppiest shoes the world has ever seen!"

That one and in the same scene when they pile out of the van.

"No, it's supposed to be a small car, so when a bunch of you come out it's funny!"
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bratpop

The line about the ferris wheel delivery truck.


darkchashy

'Soup taste better when it's difficult' I haven't laughed that long for a while.

and just to embarrass myself. When Bill started talking about krankor, I immediately thought of krang from the Ninja Turtles.
that's just how we ride.

Tyrant

Because it spoke to my inner-nerd...

  When the semi is flipping over during the street battle:  "Tell Optimus Prime I love him!!!"

batch

this was an excellent riff, overall. just wanted to say that. anyway!

"mind if i borrow rachel?"
mike: "sure, but have her back by 11, and hose her off this time!"

"when i found out she was dating harvey dent, i only had one thing to say"
kevin: "AAHAHHAHAHA"

kevin: "boy, jake looks swell in a cocktail dress"
bill, whispering: "that's maggie"
kevin: "you sure?"

"we do not allow cell phones here"
"im sorry, i forgot i had it"
mike: "it's that thin and awesome"

kevin: "once you've got clowns, they're hard to get rid of"
bill: "yeah, and their scat carries all kinds of diseases"
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The part where Batman is fighting all the henchman at the fundraising party, and the guys keep hollering out things like "POW!" "BAM!" "OOF!" etc. etc. I don't remember all of them.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

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bratpop

There has to be a better joke for him pointlessly riding up the wall to turn around than "powned." It wasn't really a pownage moment since nobody said, "I bet you can't ride up the wall and turn around."

Scrivener

Quote from: bratpop on January 11, 2009, 10:42:59 PM
There has to be a better joke for him pointlessly riding up the wall to turn around than "powned." It wasn't really a pownage moment since nobody said, "I bet you can't ride up the wall and turn around."

I took the line to be Batman referring to having just flipped the Joker's truck end-over-end in the previous shot.  Couldn't have him say it while he was off-screen:  too confusing.  Besides, that would've gotten in the way of the fine, fine "Optimus Prime" joke.

There, that riff is thoroughly vivisected, and will never live again.  :'(
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