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RandyMistie

Quote from: torgosPizza on March 09, 2007, 09:16:27 PM
Yeah so before I have to split / lock / remove posts from this thread ;)

This movie kicked so much ass it's not even funny. On the IMAX screen, and with their thunderous sound system, it was even better. Definitely a movie I will be going back to see at least once more before it ends its theatrical run, and hopefully there will be an extended, extra-violent cut released on DVD when the time comes. I could've sat there for another whole hour watching people getting speared and sliced.

Awesome film, not just comic book-y but really entertaining and fairly mindless. Just what I want on a Friday night.

Yeah, baby!!! That's what I'm talkin about!  The movie just RAWCKED!!!!  As I said, I am a student of the Classical World, blah blah blah, but I am also a Frank Miller fan, and this book and movie just slaughtered me!!

Our society sometimes makes us a little ashamed of being men.  I mean, look at your average sit-com, it's always some dumb fat guy married to a smart cool woman who is always the voice of reason.  Now, I understand this is the pendulum swinging back from the days when the woman was a "dingbat" and the man was always the voice of reason.... believe me I get that...  My whole religion is about Matriarchy...

But, this is my whole point for this thread.... every once in awhile, it's nice to see a flick or a show or read a book that just makes you feel PROUD TO HAVE A PENIS!!!  And if you can't get that, then I just don't know what do to for you...

That is all.  Carry on, my friends....
Hi!  I'm Randy and I'm a Riffaholic...

torgosPizza

Quote from: RandyMistie on March 09, 2007, 10:10:18 PM
Our society sometimes makes us a little ashamed of being men.  I mean, look at your average sit-com, it's always some dumb fat guy married to a smart cool woman who is always the voice of reason.

You know I didn't even think about it in that context. My father has walked out of the room many times when your Kings of Queens and Home Improvement-wannabes eschew actual comedic writing for "the father is so dumb!" type mentality. It does grow rather irksome and, while I understand the need to portray females in a positive light, is it always necessary to have the Yin-and-Yang relationship? The wife is smart, so she can take care of her dumb, fat, ignorant husband? Way to take two steps forward, one step back, America!

But yeah, 300 kicked ass! I will be seeing it again soon.

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: RandyMistie on March 09, 2007, 10:10:18 PM

But, this is my whole point for this thread.... every once in awhile, it's nice to see a flick or a show or read a book that just makes you feel PROUD TO HAVE A PENIS!!! 

Everybody sing!!!

[Eric Idle]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stffy,
It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy, or John Thomas!
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock...

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock!

And you won't a-come a-back!

Oooh thank you very much.


[/Eric Idle]

RandyMistie

Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on March 09, 2007, 11:14:18 PM
Quote from: RandyMistie on March 09, 2007, 10:10:18 PM

But, this is my whole point for this thread.... every once in awhile, it's nice to see a flick or a show or read a book that just makes you feel PROUD TO HAVE A PENIS!!! 

Everybody sing!!!

[Eric Idle]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stffy,
It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy, or John Thomas!
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock...

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock!

And you won't a-come a-back!

Oooh thank you very much.


[/Eric Idle]

HAHA!!!!  Exactly!  What a cool reference for this thread!  THANK YOU!!!  LMAO!!!
Hi!  I'm Randy and I'm a Riffaholic...

mrbakasan

I saw the movie earlier today and I thought it absolutely rocked.  I was astounded at how full the theater was for a 4:00 showing. 

For those who have seen the movie, you have to admit that if there hadn't been any slow motion the movie would have been about 20 mintues long.  Not that I'm complaining, I thought that the one of the reasons that the movie was so amazing was the level of detail you could see with the high speed cameras.

Quote from: J-Proof on March 09, 2007, 09:47:44 AM
7.) Butler -- what can I say? Perfect choice for Leonidas. Perfect. His eyes even resemble that intensity that the novel portrays. I was held aback that he captured the character so well. Bravo!

I think Butler was fantastic as well, but I kept expecting him to break out into song Phantom style. 


Pak-Man

Quote from: torgosPizza on March 09, 2007, 10:15:05 PM
Quote from: RandyMistie on March 09, 2007, 10:10:18 PM
Our society sometimes makes us a little ashamed of being men.  I mean, look at your average sit-com, it's always some dumb fat guy married to a smart cool woman who is always the voice of reason.

You know I didn't even think about it in that context. My father has walked out of the room many times when your Kings of Queens and Home Improvement-wannabes eschew actual comedic writing for "the father is so dumb!" type mentality. It does grow rather irksome and, while I understand the need to portray females in a positive light, is it always necessary to have the Yin-and-Yang relationship? The wife is smart, so she can take care of her dumb, fat, ignorant husband? Way to take two steps forward, one step back, America!

But yeah, 300 kicked ass! I will be seeing it again soon.
Well it COULD be argued that Queen Gorgo was a more sensible Yin to Leonidas' big ol' Yang... :^)

Believe the hype, people! This movie rocked the house. I've heard applause at the end of movies on rare occasions before. This was the first movie where I heard WAR CRIES! :^) It does stir something primal in this timid male's body. It is essence of cool, and I suspect it could even be the first comic book movie to win an acadamy award for best picture. Everything works. Period. Loved it, loved it, loved it. :^)

ScottotD

if that's your stance why did you post in this thread in the first place?
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

ScottotD

I really don't think it has.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

ScottotD

You're now thought of as negative and a homophobe.  Although I was tagged as negative when this forum first opened and I seem to do nothing but defend movies, so... whatever.

Still excited about 300.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

sarcasm_made_Easy

why is this thread getting so personal lol. 

ScottotD

maybe the movie has no core morality.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

sarcasm_made_Easy

BAH  maybe everyone is so hyped up on testosterone from the movie they are trying to get into a fight, but weve been so imasculated by society this was the only way we knew how lol

ScottotD

yes, poor white men.  So maligned by the society we basically run without question.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

sarcasm_made_Easy

you run this society?  im a big dumb white guy and i can honestly say no one has ever asked my opinion about anything. 

ScottotD

Nuts and gum,  together at last?

let's see how off topic we can get this.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)