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Vote for Rifftrax King of 2006!

Started by JonnyFrag, December 11, 2006, 12:30:33 PM

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JonnyFrag

Notice I purposely left out the Shat, as somehow, human instinct is to reactively pick his name out of a list, no matter what the list was for.

Slip him into the wine list at your favorite resturant and be amazed at the waiters looking in the basement for the finest bottle of Bill.
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

kodiakthejuggler

In honor of the star of the very first Rifftrax,

I hereby nominate

Patrick Swayze

as the Rifftrax King of 2006!!


With his all-knowing bouncer legend and his all-knowing surfer/bank robber legend, he's a shoe-in!!!

Mr`Death

It's gotta be tha Swayz. Roadhouse began the groundbreaking Rifftrax movement, and he appeared in Point Break, too. So, 2 movies + the most important Rifftrax thus far = winner. Ah, I remember the first time I saw Roadhouse. I was holed up in my house on a rainy Colorado day sometime in high school, like mid '90s, surfing the channels for anything worthwhile. I stumble past TBS and catch a brief glimpse of a shirtless Swayze. Like a car wreck, I had to turn back to look again. And at that point, I could not look away.
Most misleading product name ever: urinal CAKES.

Minnesota

Vote Keanu!


*sigh* I wasnt in a voting mood at all... jonny forced me too  ;D


Pak-Man

They've all made valuable contributions, but I gotta go with "My way or the highway" Swayze. :^)

mrbasehart

There's no contest for me here.  Patrick Swayze has featured in two of the funniest Rifftrax so far.

Rude

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Where's Val Kilmer, man?! He's been like, the anchor for two Rifftrax.

-Rude
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Justin

While Swayze will always kind of be the RiffTrax mascot (after Disembaudio), seeing as Keanu featured prominently in two films and was the focus of a major contest that bonded our community as one, I had to go with Neo.
Snowhead the Blue Reindeer gave me all the presents in the world.

Sharktopus

#8
It's gotta be the Swayze. Let's not forget that Roadhouse is pretty much the reason RiffTrax exists. Every Riff we get beyond Roadhouse is a gift.

Quote from: JonnyFrag on December 11, 2006, 12:30:33 PM
Notice I purposely left out the Shat, as somehow, human instinct is to reactively pick his name out of a list, no matter what the list was for.

Slip him into the wine list at your favorite resturant and be amazed at the waiters looking in the basement for the finest bottle of Bill.

That's hilarious. Shat is the man. I would gladly drink his wine. Wait, did that sound gay? Yeah? Well, I guess I'm just gay for Shatner.

JonnyFrag

#9
True,  Val Kilmer really should be in there actually....was in 2 so far... Vin only in one...

adding Valerie , and allowing changing of votes....

crap can't make it changable after it's going...
I will bet that for 2007, Val will still have plenty of entries though
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

Pak-Man

Wonder if it's too late to add Nestor to the polls. :^)

Cibernético II

Tom Cruise!

*crosses fingers and hopes Mike does The Last Samurai*
I really do like pie.

JonnyFrag

Quote from: Pak-Man on December 12, 2006, 09:14:20 AM
Wonder if it's too late to add Nestor to the polls. :^)


Sorry, animals and inanimate objects are disallowed, except of course, in the case of Keanu. 
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

Tyrant


   I had to go against majority and vote for Keanu (I'm surprised he doesn't have more of a lead). He's so riffable that riffs made for him are working their way into movies that don't even have him in them. That's just how powerful his lameness is.

Joe Don Faker

Yeah have to go with Swayze.  I was tired of choosing the highway.