Favorite lines

[Darth Geek]

Nice short, guys. SOme great lines. My favorite of all of them was

"The squeezebox. Turning minutes into hours since 1342."

[Wiseblood]

"Her name was Paris, I think"

[ninjacat11]

"The accent was too thick. It literally kills millions of stereotypes every year."

[Piobman]

Nice short, guys. SOme great lines. My favorite of all of them was

"The squeezebox. Turning minutes into hours since 1342."

(slowly hiding my accordion in the corner...)

[Bob]

"No one will every know you have syphilius"

*not unless they read my blog*

[Gamera]

Now I'll need a pound of prosciutto and some olives.
We'll try to towel off some of the syphilis.
May I offer you a catheter?

[cfkane]

Lohan, Valderama, Simpson... Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock

[starfighter]

  One character's name was Jerry, or Gerry Anderson, right?  Too obscure to think of him as the creator of all those marionette tv shows? I was expecting something like the doctor finding his Thunderbird and it isn't go...
   I also recognized Ward Bond in the short and wanted to warn him not to take it back to the Wagon Train.
   Usually the riffers throw in lines only us old farts would get, but it was a great rifftrax anyway.
   These shorts have become my favorite stuff that Mike and the guys are doing.