Combine 2 movies to make one new one...

[Chaos]

Mermaid in Manhattan:
Cher plus J-Lo? What could possibly go wrong??

[Junkyard]

Andromeda Step Up-
A streetwise kid and some upper-class students must learn valuable life lessons while trying to figure out how to cure an alien virus. And dancing.

Constantinkerbell-
Disney's diminuitive darling is on another heartwarming adventure, this time fighting demons, Satan, and a renegade Archangel to save the souls of a woman and her sister.

Curse of the Golden Child-
Using street smarts and wisecracks, Eddie Murphy tries to save the Emperess from slow poisoning at the hands of the evil Emperor.

[Asbestos Bill]

Jack/Off John Travolta steals Robin Williams' face to infiltrate the fifth grade.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

 

[Junkyard]

Brokeback to the Future-
"Fishing trip?" Where we're going, we don't need, "fishing trips."