Caveman movie checklist

[SwordKing]

Here's my checklist for what every caveman movie should have.

- All the attractive females should be wearing animal skin bikinis.

- At least two of the females should get in a catfight at some point.

- Everyone speaks either perfect English or grunting gibberish.

- The heck with Darwin, your cave people should have at least three encounters, and maybe one battle, with stop motion dinosaurs.

- No caveman movie is complete without a volcanic eruption.

[Junkyard]

- Anomalous lack of proper words for basic things.

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- airplane piloting skills

[Tripe]

- ability to use web based car insurance services

[Bob]

- Run into another clan of people and the one tribe's "ugly" female falls in love with the other tribes alpha male.

[GregMcduck]

-Sure, stop-motion dinosaurs, but one of them at least needs to be an actual real life lizard with a horn glued on it's head, romping around a miniature set.

[Tyrant]

Phooey on the stop motion dinosaurs. I like super-imposed shots of giant horney toads and iguanas better.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

First point, define "attractive".

-There must be long panning shots of dull-looking generic scrubland.

[Chaos]

Don't forget the obligatory "hitting the female on the head with a giant novelty club and dragging her off by the hair" routine.

Freezing pee (original 1,000,000 BC) or random sex scene (Quest for Fire) are optional but not required.

[gbeenie]

-Must fight astronauts.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Must have a old guy who rants about The Gods.

[Pak-Man]

Fire and the wheel both have to be discovered in the course of the movie.

[RobtheBarbarian]

It must at some point be revealed that it's not the past, but a post-apocalyptic future.

I think we should write a script for a caveman movie using everything that gets listed here.

[SwordKing]

First point, define "attractive".

-There must be long panning shots of dull-looking generic scrubland.

Attractive meaning Raquel Welch or Victoria Vetri.

[Tyrant]

-Must fight astronauts.

  And ninjas.

I think we should write a script for a caveman movie using everything that gets listed here.

I agree.