Caveman movie checklist

[Tripe]

Well the rewrite the prequels thing seemed to fizzle but sure let's give this one a go

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Don't forget the obligatory "hitting the female on the head with a giant novelty club and dragging her off by the hair" routine.

A gender-reversed interpretation of this routine is an acceptable substitute  (Wild Women of Wongo)

[Cibernético II]

-Males should have physiques that would normally require 20+ hours a week of training with high tech gym equipment, labratory created supplements, and waxing

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

-males should be well-oiled at all times

-Females should have improbably even and well-permed hairstyles

-Alright, you've got the stock footage of that one iguana and a camian wrestling, but there's not enough scenes of actors looking at things and throwing spears at bluescreen effects! Time for some Jungle Stock Footage (tm)

[RobtheBarbarian]

-Females should have improbably even and well-permed hairstyles

And so utterly trendy that it will enable someone watching the movie 50 years later to pinpoint when the movie was made to within five years.

[anais.jude]

Sex must be reffered to as "snoo-snoo" or some other silly name

[Crow T. Robot 666]

-Richard Kiel

Yes, I've been watching Eegah.