Quotation Association

[TeamRAD]

The sad news is that we will be heading for Nalic Nod with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real assholes.

Lord Crumb, Bad Taste

[Johnny Unusual]

I don't get the connection but... whatever.

"Though I might be very fond of particular individuals, humanity in general fills me with contempt and despair. I hate most of what passes for civilization. I hate the modern world."

Robert Crumb

[Tripe]

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one!

- Charles Mackay Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I drink Dr Pepper and i'm proud
I use to feel alone in a crowd
but now you look around these days
and it seems theres a Dr Pepper CRAZE
I'm a Pepper he's a Pepper she's a Pepper we're a Pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

(Garth Brooks wrote this?!?!?!?)

[TeamRAD]

It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love. So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection –- for something more than the average album.

We know once it's released, people will refer to it as "Dr Pepper for the ears" because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds -- an instant classic.

Jaxie Alt, marketing director of Dr. Pepper

[stansimpson]

"Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree."

Mitch Hedberg, 1968-2005

[Johnny Unusual]

    Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
    Leela: Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.

Futurama, "The Series Has Landed"

[Pak-Man]

People seem to think you can't become the Cap'm unless you drive a boat
Well I don't.
I don't!

Look me over I'm the Cap'm.
Go ahead and mess with me you'll find out what'll hap'm.

Sit beside me at the helm
Yeah, this is what I call the helm
And this button here
is the fast-forward button

Did you say what I think you just said?
My hat looks good on me?
I agree
I agree!

They Might Be Giants -- The Cap'm

[therul]

"You cay captain, I say wot."
Captain  (one of the stupidest songs I have ever heard on XM)

[Tripe]

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say "jump!", you say "how high?"

- Rage Against the Machine A Bullet in the Head

[therul]

Say you'll stay just a little bit longer
we want to play just a little bit longer
If you don't mind
and the union don't mind
Oh won't you stay just a little bit longer
please please stay just a little bit more.

The Load-out Jackson Browne

[stansimpson]

"So don't go away
say what you say,
but say that you'll stay
forever and a day in the time of my life,
'cause I need more time,
yes, I need more time, just to make things right."

--Oasis, "Don't Go Away"

[Johnny Unusual]

"STAY!"

Time-traveling hypnotist guy from the Undead

[therul]

"Sit, Stay, Good doggie"  Louis Tully - Ghostbusters

[Johnny Unusual]

"Sit Ubu Sit.  Good dog."

-That guy from Ubu Productions