Jurassic World (2015)

[Junkyard]

JPXI- Australian Tracker, having survived the Raptor attack with nothing more than a kick ass scar to show for it, has become the velociraptors' alpha male. He leads an army of raptors against an alien invasion.

[OmegaR!]

JPXII- Horrible Remake of the original....

[Junkyard]

JPXIII- The cycle starts over again, with Shia LeBouf playing Chaos Guy going back to the island to find his wife.

[Thom_Serveaux]

The truly sad/ironic part of all these spoofs, is that if brought up in a pitch meeting, they'd all be seriously considered, and not laughed at as they are here.

[Junkyard]

Well, I do know they WILL try to get the kids back if they can.

[Rattrap007]

This isn't Jurassic Park... it is Dino Riders!

[Dim of the Yard]

JPXIV: The Land Before Time.  They can open doors, they can talk, they can fire guns... and now they can sing!

[TeamRAD]

This isn't Jurassic Park... it is Dino Riders!

Exactly!




I'll no doubt see this.

[ninjacat11]

JPXV: Aliens versus Dinosaurs versus Bruce Campbell: The gun-wielding dinosaurs fight Bruce Campbell in space, along with the aliens.

[KingOfShippers]

We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

Oh no, not The Government! When will They learn!?

I'm having suddent images now of seeing Stegosaurs with shoulder-mounted Missile launchers that move Like Army Dilo from Donkey Kong 64

[ScottotD]

An R rated Jurassic Park would be awesome.

[stansimpson]

For those interested more in laser gun-toting dinosaurs, check out "Dino Riders" (which is where that pic comes from):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dino_Riders

Or just do a Google Image search for it.  There's a whole show about that stuff.

[Doctor Who?]

If they are going to go this route they really need to get Bruce Camble to star,he is the only thing that can save this movie.

[Johnny Unusual]

That's not how you spell Bruce Campbell.  Unless your talking about someone else...

[Doctor Who?]

D'oh!