favorite lines...

[Rattrap007]

 right off the bat they hit one outta the park with..

"The Trouble with Women is one of them is Kathy Griffin.." - Bill
"Are you sure about the woman part?" - Kev 

[skenderberg]

McGraw Hill, where Quickdraw McGraw and his pal Bobba Louis were hanged.

Now there are tampons in the cigarette machine!

You vacuous Holstein! (funnier in context)

[Darth Geek]

You vacuous Holstein!

AGREED!

[PlayMSTie]

"You just got engaged!"
"Now you want to get married too?"

[Cloake]

"What do you mean, 'Treat her right?'"
"Like even more resentment?"

[ninjacat11]

"No, no! Wrong! Stupid woman. What is your trouble?"
"Aagh! Dear god, a woman!"

"What do you mean, 'Treat her right?'"
"Like even more resentment?"

[JonahFalconNYC]

"Now, now, now, see, your breasts keep getting in the way."

"It's those damned Fallopian tubes, Walt!"