Blade, Blade 2, Underworld, Underworld 2 - ANY badass vampire movie!

[TTYT]

Because for some of us, you're not a vampire unless you rip out your victim's throat, drain ALL their blood, then lap up the excess with a face as satisfied as the day you had the best hummer of your life.

I'd prefer Blade, cause of the fat vampire guard he and that chick fry with the ultraviolet light - and the hilarious giant blood raspberry the bad guy becomes right before he dies. Also because of the opening sequence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0mx0dBXkw4

[Darth Geek]

Including the Blade movies in the same sentence as the Underworld movies is just sacrilege! And then to call Underworld badass?! Come on! Yes, these movies would all be good targets for riffing, but don't pretend they even compare to each other.

[SJP]

If this were the iRiff section, I'd say I'd be willing to take on Blade (I own all three), but since it isn't, I won't...but I do find the lack of Underworld:Rise on the list...heartening in a strange way .  I do like all 3 (yes, even the one with Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel desperately attempting to act while CG vampires explode around her), but they all have their distinctly silly moments.  Almost makes me wish Blade went for the original ending, with the "blood tornado."  Now THAT would be comic gold.

[MSTJedi]

If this were the iRiff section, I'd say I'd be willing to take on Blade (I own all three), but since it isn't, I won't...but I do find the lack of Underworld:Rise on the list...heartening in a strange way .  I do like all 3 (yes, even the one with Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel desperately attempting to act while CG vampires explode around her), but they all have their distinctly silly moments.  Almost makes me wish Blade went for the original ending, with the "blood tornado."  Now THAT would be comic gold.

You'd get my $2 (or however much you get of that) if you did any of those movies. Heck, you already got me on RotL. Love the Blade movies. I have all the Underworld movies, too, but I must admit that they're just not quite as fun as the Blade series.