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« Reply #90 on: September 16, 2009, 02:41:23 PM »



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« Reply #91 on: September 16, 2009, 03:59:36 PM »

Steve-O wins!   Cheesy
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« Reply #92 on: September 17, 2009, 08:15:13 AM »



I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
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« Reply #93 on: September 17, 2009, 08:25:22 AM »

Lady GaGa.
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« Reply #94 on: September 17, 2009, 08:41:41 AM »



I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?
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« Reply #95 on: September 17, 2009, 08:57:16 AM »




She chose...poorly.
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« Reply #96 on: September 17, 2009, 09:00:15 AM »



I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?
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« Reply #97 on: September 17, 2009, 09:37:01 AM »

Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?
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« Reply #98 on: September 17, 2009, 09:44:50 AM »

Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  Badum-PSST!
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« Reply #99 on: September 17, 2009, 09:47:35 AM »

Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  Badum-PSST!
Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  Badum-PSST!
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« Reply #100 on: September 17, 2009, 09:49:13 AM »

Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  Badum-PSST!
As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."
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« Reply #101 on: September 17, 2009, 10:02:04 AM »

Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  Badum-PSST!

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.
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« Reply #102 on: September 17, 2009, 10:19:21 AM »

Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  Badum-PSST!

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.
Horrible text.

EDIT: I am disgusted with myself for posting that. I'm sorry.
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« Reply #103 on: September 17, 2009, 10:22:46 AM »

kay.


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« Reply #104 on: September 17, 2009, 05:20:48 PM »



Reminds me of a guy at my old school who was completely covered from head toe in red and blue cloth, including his entire face. We all thought he was just some freaky anime fan until we found out he was being treated for leprosy. Then we all felt like douches.

Omigod, Lady Gaga has leprosy!
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