How Many Sex Scenes Does the Movie Need?

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Want to teach teens abstinence?

Show 'em The Room.

Of course, the human population will drop significantly...

[RVR II]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

[NRRork]

How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.

I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?

[Bob]

How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.

I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?

He was overcome by the beauty of Lisa.   

[RockSiren]

How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.

I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?

He was overcome by the beauty of Lisa.   

Arent we all?

[Lemming Howard]

Could this really be the "Room" people need to get when they need to "Get a Room?"

[Indomitus]

Could this really be the "Room" people need to get when they need to "Get a Room?"

They should've got a different one.  Like, one we didn't have to watch.

[Bob]

I think it it a good idea to cram all your sex scenes in the first part of the movie.   But I could have used 4 or 5 more.   I guess they ran out of original songs.

[rebisaz]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

[Courtney]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

[Tyrant]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

[RVR II]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home

[Thrifty]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

THRUSTING

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

Can't imagine someone looking that closely to notice that!!!!   

[Courtney]

WTF did I just watch

..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable..

Man.  I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again!  Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.

You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene?  NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.

  Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it.   

THRUSTING

ASS MUSCLE FLEXATION