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« Reply #180 on: July 19, 2009, 02:04:18 PM » |
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that's impossible even for a computer!
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« Reply #181 on: July 19, 2009, 10:24:49 PM » |
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Well they shouldn't have been eating my crops.
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« Reply #182 on: July 23, 2009, 06:42:39 PM » |
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What, you don't think that Dane Cook would make a great Leela?
The next poster is still reporting on the death of Michael Jackson.
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« Reply #183 on: July 24, 2009, 10:57:03 PM » |
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Newsflash: Michael Jackson stars in a remake of the Thriller video!
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« Reply #184 on: July 25, 2009, 10:12:09 AM » |
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I wouldn't pass water over Texas.
The next poster stood in line for 10 hours just to see the Twilight panel at Comic-Con.
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #185 on: July 25, 2009, 11:01:08 AM » |
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Yeah with a shot gun,too bad security got me.
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« Reply #186 on: July 26, 2009, 05:48:13 AM » |
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I've always wanted to organize a working environment like a Bond villain just to see if it'd work outside a movie.
The next poster sneaks around my basement and loosens the joints on water pipes so that they burst apart at three in the morning and spray water everywhere.
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« Reply #187 on: July 26, 2009, 08:24:14 AM » |
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Yeah that was classic.
The next poster keeps returning classic Disney movies to the vault.
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« Reply #188 on: July 26, 2009, 08:27:35 AM » |
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Well, I am the assistant security guard. They keep getting out and try to kill people with their fantasies.
The next poster can't tell shinola from that other stuff.
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #189 on: July 26, 2009, 12:23:50 PM » |
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But for some strange reason I prefer the other stuff.
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« Reply #190 on: August 01, 2009, 06:38:58 PM » |
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Yeah, but to be fair, she's a training simulation:
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« Reply #191 on: August 02, 2009, 02:38:36 PM » |
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Nothing is more satisfying than typing one or two word responses like "first"
I R TEH R0X0R!!!11!!1!111!!!!
The Next Poster takes the Activia challenge bi-weekly because they have nothing better to do
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« Reply #192 on: August 02, 2009, 03:30:16 PM » |
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Yeah it's true I have no life.
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« Reply #193 on: August 04, 2009, 01:41:51 PM » |
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I think the dialogue is so natura-- Oh hi, Mark!
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« Reply #194 on: August 28, 2009, 10:22:37 PM » |
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Of course! Any movie is better with sex scenes.  The next poster is telling people to ignore hurricane evacuation warnings. |
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