Should be a good one with plenty to pick from.
BOIL 'EM MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW!
"I'll put a maggot hole in your belly"
Mike: "Least successful Taco Bell slogan ever" (paraphrase)
"We will feast on spotted owls!"
"To the womanless lands of Manshire!"
"I don't know but I've been told, Orcs strong but they not smart."
Boy he's going to carry that weight a long time
to mordor
and if we meet a girl so fair try not to up and run away with her
Quote from: Junkyard on May 23, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
"I don't know but I've been told, Orcs strong but they not smart."
My favorite too.
But eventually, the marching songs started to rhyme :(
(Faramir, after capturing Gollum): "Nice work, boys, Now kick him in the precious!"
(Theoden is at Helm's Deep, putting on armour and backlit by dazzling white light): "Of course, the whole battle is irrelevant, what with the giant supernova engulfing the Earth!"
(After Eomer has given horses to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli): "Hey, thanks for the two horses! Thanks from all three of us!"
"Look! A tiny fraction of the people who stayed away from Speed Racer." One of the many that made me laugh out loud.
This is one of the best riffs yet, and very impressive because they put in as much work as any two normal tracks because of the length of the movie.
PS. I've always loved their horse impressions from back in the MST and this movie offered them many chances to do that so I loved that as well.
I'm tired from laughing so much, 3 hours of great comedy, this has to rank up there with the best riffs.
Just a few no one else has mentioned:
Perfect use of: SLEEEEEP!!!
To Sauramon in the tower: You're not funny!
All the times they chanted in unison when the warriors were all doing something in unison, great stuff.
Oh, almost forgot: Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
"VOTE RON PAUL!"
"...or as it's known in Eragon, Limbas bread."
"There goes Stuka off the top rope!"
"Aquaman?"
"How's Meg?"
"Gotta be the shoes."
"Elf-jitsu!"
"He's turning into the Amazing Johnathan!"
"Keep America Beautiful... oR DIE!"
"Ow my foot! Ow my foot! Ow my foot!"
And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter. ;D
Tons of great riffs. Pretty much impossible to remember all the good ones. But the one toward the end that cracked me up was the reference to Don Knotts.
"No one's watching my Richard Pryor impression." :clap:
No! We haven't even figured out what that does yet!
My thing!
"Hey look over there. Boy these things are heavy."
ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot
Quote from: RoninFox on May 24, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter. ;D
Okay, being from Cincinnati, now I can't wait to see it, if only to hear the comment about our beloved (*hack, cough*) recipes. What? You mean you DON'T put chocolate and cinnamon in your chili?
Quote from: RoninFox on May 24, 2008, 11:07:53 PM
"No one's watching my Richard Pryor impression." :clap:
That's one I expected would've fit better with the burning Denethor scene in Return of the King. You want a Richard Pryor impression, THAT is a Richard Pryor impression.
"Why is he flipping me off?"
Quote from: Indomitus on May 25, 2008, 05:17:33 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on May 24, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter. ;D
Okay, being from Cincinnati, now I can't wait to see it, if only to hear the comment about our beloved (*hack, cough*) recipes. What? You mean you DON'T put chocolate and cinnamon in your chili?
This joke is made even better for me for the fact that I actually have posted my recipe on the forum, and I was actually eating it when I heard the riff. I could have choked!
Lots of great lines and I'm only an hour in but what really floored me was the Zappos reference! I guess you either know what Zappos is or you don't, I'm guessing Mike or his wife bought some shoes from them. Mike, as someone who spent two years working for Zappos let me tell you, you were right, it actually is a magical Elf kingdom. And it is just as gay as that sounds.
Quote from: anais.jude on May 23, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
Boy he's going to carry that weight a long time
to mordor
and if we meet a girl so fair try not to up and run away with her
Until seeing the first one in print I didn't make the connection, helps to read it at the proper speed of the song...
I can see all the guys being Beatles fans, I wonder if they are all Zeppelin fans as well?
"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"
Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.
Quote"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"
Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.
Agreed. BEST. CELEBRITY. COMPARISON. EVER.
Get up, you emo twerp.
Come toss your hair in front of the camera, it's fun!
Aragorn: "Two hobbits passed through here. They would be only children to your eyes."
Mike (as whazisname horse guy): "Do they tend to scream for mercy and shout 'Wait, stop, we're not orcs'?"
Best riff to date.
They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:
SLEEP!!!
:clap:
"This is my impression of you" cracked me up.
They also broke out the obligatory "PACKERS!" at one point during the seige. I hadn't watched that far in yet.
My GOD! I haven't watched the Riff yet but curiostiy was killing me. I am sitting here at work stiffling laughter at you guys just WRITING these lines. I love this stuff!!
I liked what they did to Gimli's Big Horn blowing scene,
I wasn't expecting that and found it hilarious...
The tune sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it....
Quote from: OmegaRowsdower on May 29, 2008, 05:52:19 PM
I liked what they did to Gimli's Big Horn blowing scene,
I wasn't expecting that and found it hilarious...
The tune sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it....
Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZxubx-kpA)
Quote from: SabreMau on May 31, 2008, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: OmegaRowsdower on May 29, 2008, 05:52:19 PM
I liked what they did to Gimli's Big Horn blowing scene,
I wasn't expecting that and found it hilarious...
The tune sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it....
Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZxubx-kpA)
This makes me cry only because my mom used to play this song all the time along with The Lonely Bull.
not done watching it yet, but...
"What do you smell?"
"Honeysuckle!!"
LOL
Quote from: Darth Geek on May 27, 2008, 02:15:03 PM
Quote"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"
Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.
Agreed. BEST. CELEBRITY. COMPARISON. EVER.
Quoted for truth! :clap:
Okay I watched it, without a doubt the line that made me laugh the most was "Honeysuckle!" that was the gayest voice I have ever heard. The most clever riff was in my opinion when they would groan whenever an ent scene would start...it was perfect, not over the top. Great Job!
Quote from: ShadowDog on June 01, 2008, 01:39:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on May 27, 2008, 02:15:03 PM
Quote"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"
Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.
Agreed. BEST. CELEBRITY. COMPARISON. EVER.
Quoted for truth! :clap:
Yes, excellence!
What was "driving around the capital looking for front street" a reference to? Boise, ID?
I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats! THat is the best.... line... ever.
Quote from: FBX on June 06, 2008, 09:20:54 PM
What was "driving around the capital looking for front street" a reference to? Boise, ID?
Is there a city anywhere that
doesn't have a Front Street? And are any of them easy to find? I've only ever been to one town where Front Street was actually at the front.
Could be a specific reference, but I think it plays more than one way.
Quote from: GLaDOS on June 06, 2008, 09:37:32 PM
I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats! THat is the best.... line... ever.
Wait, where was this, I don't remember it.
There was a Sealab quote and I missed it? That's not like me at all.
Quote from: CM916 on May 28, 2008, 09:47:01 PM
They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:
SLEEP!!!
:clap:
Same here, I loved that riff! For a few seconds as I laughed at it I felt like I was transported back ten years or so to a better time.
Ironic thing is, the last time Tom used it in MST3K itself (I forget the episode) Crow or Mike commented something like, "Wow, that's an old chestnut."
Gadfly
Quote from: RoninFox on June 08, 2008, 03:51:56 AM
Quote from: GLaDOS on June 06, 2008, 09:37:32 PM
I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats! THat is the best.... line... ever.
Wait, where was this, I don't remember it.
There was a Sealab quote and I missed it? That's not like me at all.
Obviously, you didn't miss it, it wasn't in the rifftrax. You are very sharp. I just love to post random lines sometimes and see if anybody sends me death threats for doing that.
I very nearly peed myself when Kevin Murphy shouted "SLEEEEEEEEEP!" I cheered even though I'm the only one in the room right now...classic. Such a classic.
Quote from: GLaDOS on June 08, 2008, 07:39:14 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on June 08, 2008, 03:51:56 AM
Quote from: GLaDOS on June 06, 2008, 09:37:32 PM
I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats! THat is the best.... line... ever.
Wait, where was this, I don't remember it.
There was a Sealab quote and I missed it? That's not like me at all.
Obviously, you didn't miss it, it wasn't in the rifftrax. You are very sharp. I just love to post random lines sometimes and see if anybody sends me death threats for doing that.
Ah, that makes me feel better.
"AWAY!"
Love the Lorax line. A friend of mine had a cat named Lorax.
The line that made me laugh the hardest was the two-part line during the Ent battle, when Bill Corbet says "It's already ruined and we haven't even figured out what it is," and then Kevin Murphy says "MY THING!"
"My big fat elf wedding" during the depressing Elrond-Arwen scene.
My absolute favorite:
""Hey, Slacker Boy! Hey, Artsy Boy! Hey, POETRY Boy! Up an' at em!"
[Frodo takes a dive in the swamp o' corpses]
"Whoa, get me out of here! It's not like the Little Mermaid song at all, it's not better down where it's wetter, it's worse, it's much worse!!"
Of all the random LOLs in this trax, that one probably got me the best. ;D
ETA: "SPARTA!"
There were a ton, but the one that I will always remember was when Aragon put his head down on the rock & Mike says something along the lines of "Hey, he's listening to modern rock." It was an easy simple riff that I probably would have over looked if I was writing jokes for this film.
Aragorn: Their bonds were cut.
Bill: (in hilarious Aragorn voice) "In celebration, they did the worrrm"
Quote from: Gadfly on June 08, 2008, 06:09:10 AM
Quote from: CM916 on May 28, 2008, 09:47:01 PM
They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:
SLEEP!!!
:clap:
Same here, I loved that riff! For a few seconds as I laughed at it I felt like I was transported back ten years or so to a better time.
Ironic thing is, the last time Tom used it in MST3K itself (I forget the episode) Crow or Mike commented something like, "Wow, that's an old chestnut."
Gadfly
Forgive my MST3K ignorance, which episode was that from?
"Don't worry if they pinch you Legolas. That's just their way."
Of course, the 2001: Space Odyssey reference when Gandalf strays out of "time and thought" was very clever.
Quote from: TheTaxidermist on March 19, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
"Don't worry if they pinch you Legolas. That's just their way."
Of course, the 2001: Space Odyssey reference when Gandalf strays out of "time and thought" was very clever.
I kept rewinding that part just because the "eeEEEEeeEEeeEEEeee" cracks me up every time (loved 2001!). :D
"That is one of the Mearas [referring to Shadowfax], unless my eyes are cheated by some spell."
"Well, I'd say your eyes are cheated by some spell then, 'cause where I come from we call that a horse."
Good rendition of the Blazing Saddles theme (favorite movie of all time) afterwards, too! ;D
Quote from: cfkane on September 25, 2008, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: Gadfly on June 08, 2008, 06:09:10 AM
Quote from: CM916 on May 28, 2008, 09:47:01 PM
They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:
SLEEP!!! :clap:
Same here, I loved that riff! For a few seconds as I laughed at it I felt like I was transported back ten years or so to a better time.
Ironic thing is, the last time Tom used it in MST3K itself (I forget the episode) Crow or Mike commented something like, "Wow, that's an old chestnut."
Forgive my MST3K ignorance, which episode was that from?
Here's a web page which talks about the "SLEEP" references in MST3k (you'd want to read through the responses too). I think they just picked it up from Bela Lugosi films, even before MST3k had riffed any of those films:
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=626
"My Big Fat Elf Wedding"
"Oh, but you got your heaaaavvy riiing, nevermind..."
;D