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Title: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Toby Danger on March 15, 2007, 12:30:37 PM
Well, by worst I meant, utterly hilarious.

Check out these clips from a Bollywood action film. Sooo bad, they're glorious.

The amazing horse skid! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHYznAb9D9I)

Logic-defying leap! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKczXMQKgUM&NR) 
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Phantom of Krankor on March 15, 2007, 01:36:05 PM
Ha ha. Those are pretty bad.

If you thought those were bad, check out the ones in the Brother Grimm. The moving trees, crows, bugs, kid eating horses, it all was quite possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen. And the CGI wolf looked like a stop-motion puppet.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Cibernético II on March 15, 2007, 01:48:16 PM
haha great.
the horse skidding effect wouldnt have been so bad if they didn't show the horse rolling on his back first when it fell
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Sideswipe on March 15, 2007, 01:53:37 PM
Wow Brothers Grimm was a bad moive, the poor CGI was just the tip of the iceberg.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Raven on March 15, 2007, 04:01:01 PM
Plane crash in Air Force One hands down.  The Worst CGI EVER!!!
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Blueguy on March 15, 2007, 04:45:57 PM
Ultraviolet was worse
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Moon Blast on March 15, 2007, 05:14:19 PM
If anyone has ever scene The Martian Chronicles when it aired on TV... boy oh boy... crap optical effects and compositing work but the story was well done.        ;D
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Moon Blast on March 15, 2007, 05:18:10 PM
I just watched the horse skid. OMG!   That was to funny.                 :D       ;D
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: ScottotD on March 15, 2007, 05:52:24 PM
The guy falling down the stairs is Psycho.


Quote from: Bulk Vanderhuge on March 15, 2007, 01:53:37 PM
Wow Brothers Grimm was a bad moive, the poor CGI was just the tip of the iceberg.

I thought it was really fun,
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: mrbasehart on March 16, 2007, 05:11:55 AM
The horse skid seems to be intentionally bad, so it's kinda cool.   ;D

Blade 2 and the Mummy Returns had some pretty ropey CGI in them. 
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: ScottotD on March 16, 2007, 05:20:33 AM
I don't see what difference this makes, if the films budget only stretches to certain levels of CGI then so what?
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: ChrisHanel on March 16, 2007, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: mrbasehart on March 16, 2007, 05:11:55 AM
The horse skid seems to be intentionally bad, so it's kinda cool.   ;D

Blade 2 and the Mummy Returns had some pretty ropey CGI in them. 

Yeah, but that's also because they had so many freakin' shots to finish that some of them got farmed out to other effects houses and the quality dropped. Blade 2 especially had some shots which were fantastic (the reapers' faces) and then some that were just laughable (Blade's digital stunt double).
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 16, 2007, 05:29:08 AM
Quote from: Phantom of Krankor on March 15, 2007, 01:36:05 PM
Ha ha. Those are pretty bad.

If you thought those were bad, check out the ones in the Brother Grimm. The moving trees, crows, bugs, kid eating horses, it all was quite possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen. And the CGI wolf looked like a stop-motion puppet.

Sorry, but when it comes to bad computer animation,  NOTHING can top the stupid, unbelievably fake-looking PlayStation scorpions from 3000 Miles to Graceland.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: BathTub on March 16, 2007, 05:41:21 AM
Come on, The Scorpion King.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: ScottotD on March 16, 2007, 05:46:00 AM
Flash Gordon? North by Northwest?
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Sideswipe on March 16, 2007, 07:58:15 AM
Quote from: ChrisHanel on March 16, 2007, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: mrbasehart on March 16, 2007, 05:11:55 AM
The horse skid seems to be intentionally bad, so it's kinda cool.   ;D

Blade 2 and the Mummy Returns had some pretty ropey CGI in them. 

Yeah, but that's also because they had so many freakin' shots to finish that some of them got farmed out to other effects houses and the quality dropped. Blade 2 especially had some shots which were fantastic (the reapers' faces) and then some that were just laughable (Blade's digital stunt double).


Yeah, Blades digital double wasn't that good but it paved the way for the digital Spider-Man, wich was pretty sweet.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: mrbasehart on March 16, 2007, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: ScottH on March 16, 2007, 05:20:33 AM
I don't see what difference this makes, if the films budget only stretches to certain levels of CGI then so what?

That doesn't mean anything either.  Whether it's 100 million dollar movie or a 10 million dollar movie, bad CGI is bad CGI.  The reason I quite liked the horse skid was that it (to me at least) intentionally draws its awfulness to the viewer.  It's not trying to be cool or flashy.

Quote from: ChrisHanel on March 16, 2007, 05:23:54 AM
Yeah, but that's also because they had so many freakin' shots to finish that some of them got farmed out to other effects houses and the quality dropped. Blade 2 especially had some shots which were fantastic (the reapers' faces) and then some that were just laughable (Blade's digital stunt double).

I read that too, and I specifically said "some" CGI effects, not all of them.  The thing I don't get is the Scorpion King at the end of the Mummy Returns: It's the climax of the movie, something meant to top everything else that has come before it, and yet it's a spectacular let-down. 
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Compound on March 16, 2007, 02:10:47 PM
Ahem. The plane cockpit in "Plan 9 from Outer Space." Followed closely by Ed Wood's octopus.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Raven on March 16, 2007, 02:40:36 PM
I think the Rock/Scorpion thing was awful.  I may stand corrected on the Air Force One plane crash being the worst.  But it is my standard for terrible CGI. 
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 16, 2007, 02:59:35 PM
how did north by northwest even get into this thread??!!!!!!??
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: BathTub on March 16, 2007, 03:00:55 PM
Yeah I say The Scorpion King because it was ILM, it wasn't 2$ budget Ed Woods stuff, this was big name flick, big name studio and it was complete ass.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 17, 2007, 07:37:33 AM
its a classic.  damned good acting, interesting plot, some of the most famous shots in movie history.  Yeah some of it looks a little dated but its hardly "bad"
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Raven on March 17, 2007, 12:23:06 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 17, 2007, 07:37:33 AM
its a classic.  damned good acting, interesting plot, some of the most famous shots in movie history.  Yeah some of it looks a little dated but its hardly "bad"

Maybe he's one of those "Time is relative" guys who thinks that everything is happening all at once and should be held up to todays film making standards.  Just a thought.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 17, 2007, 12:25:37 PM
time is happening all at once but we cant perceive it that way so its irrelavent. 
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: the long undertow on March 17, 2007, 01:20:42 PM
The scene that stands out most in my mind is in Spiderman when Peter is discovering his powers and he's jumping from rooftop to rooftop.  The motions are so exagerated it just kills the moment.  It happens in lots of the current superhero movies.  I can't wait until they can portray humans in CGI without it looking all fakey.
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: LadyKenobi on March 17, 2007, 02:54:09 PM
QuoteI can't wait until they can portray humans in CGI without it looking all fakey.

That's why my vote is, "Closeups of stormtroopers in Ep II."  Geroge.  How much would it cost to put a SAG member in a suit for a day?
Title: Re: Worst special effects ever
Post by: Lady Kitsch on March 17, 2007, 03:50:01 PM
The climax to Congo, a terrible movie that would make for a great Rifftrax, features some truly horrible CGI lava effects.  The color and texture of the lava are way off and the scene is already a spectacularly stupid one involving killer gorillas.