I have cancer.
Don't worry about it.
Quote from: Thrifty on June 21, 2009, 08:09:54 PM
I have cancer.
Yeah yeah great ANYWAY, about
my problems...
Bill, are you okay? You look tired.
They are curing people all the time these days. Don't worry about it.
I wouldn't worry about it. Everything will be okay.
And if that cancer wasn't enough, Howard is such a dick.
Quote from: Courtney on June 22, 2009, 09:26:32 AM
And if that cancer wasn't enough, Howard is such a dick.
You made a typo. Howard is a duck.
just be glad you divorced him
I know *I* am.
You know, perhaps we've concentrated too much on the overblown generalized misogyny in the film and forgotten to turn our attention to Mr. Weeso's mommy problem. Cuz apparently his mommy didn't love his daddy.
Oh hi, loveless marriage of convenience.
-dale
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
Probably. I'm wondering if there's a birth control method powerful enough to withstand all the pumpings full of baby batter Lisa had pressed into her waffle iron of love.
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
Wow. And "none of your business"!
Probably. I'm wondering if there's a birth control method powerful enough to withstand all the pumpings full of baby batter Lisa had pressed into her waffle iron of love.
I'm just wondering how she would have gotten pregnant in the first place. You don't get pregnant through your belly button.
...I don't think...
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
Probably. I'm wondering if there's a birth control method powerful enough to withstand all the pumpings full of baby batter Lisa had pressed into her waffle iron of love.
but is the baby Johnny's or Mark's?
I just told him that to make it interesting.
You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place. I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny. That would really explain a lot in this movie.
Quote from: Courtney on June 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place. I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny. That would really explain a lot in this movie.
So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? ;)
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:45:41 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place. I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny. That would really explain a lot in this movie.
So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? ;)
since they start while she's above his stomach, I'd assume so
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:45:41 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place. I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny. That would really explain a lot in this movie.
So the douchey faces were not because of the BJ, he just really was thoroughly enjoying the chocolate? ;)
He thinks that's making out too. Everything involving manbits and ladybits is making out.
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
We only assume your significant other won't ask questions when there's not even a bump after 22 months or so.
So... are you guys running Bay to Breakers this year?
Quote from: MattMcClowry on June 23, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
So... are you guys running Bay to Breakers this year?
No, too many weirdos.
Remember when that woman asked me to marry her?
oh hey Johnny, I didn't recognize you
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 23, 2009, 01:08:54 PM
Remember when that woman asked me to marry her?
Oh yeah, I almost took her up on it. Great BBQ chicken.
Quote from: Courtney on June 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
You know, in fairness, Wiseau might not know how people get pregnant in the first place. I mean Michelle's boyfriend Mike kept referring to sex as "making out" which is pretty virginny. That would really explain a lot in this movie.
Although, if they had uttered the words "riding the ol' baloney pony" at any point I probably would have beat my head against the wall until it went squish.
*breaks in, wielding a Desert Eagle* WHERE'S MY F*CKING MONEY, DENNY?
It'll be here in five minutes.
STOP ganging up on me!!! *Sobs*
How did you get involved with drugs?!
"You're not my fucking mother!"
What kind of money???
/seriously, I wanna know. what kind? rupees? pounds? lyra? cattle?
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
WERE EXPECTING!!! :clap:
Wow. That really makes things interesting. I'm happy for you. My buddy, Peter the Psychologist Version 2.0 wants to know how far along you are.
Well, you were probably going to have children anyway....
Probably. I'm wondering if there's a birth control method powerful enough to withstand all the pumpings full of baby batter Lisa had pressed into her waffle iron of love.
I can NEVER
un-read that sentence. Thanks a lot,
Thrifty.