You can have your Halle Berrys and your Angelina Jolies, just give me LISA :clap:
YOU ARE TEARING HIM APART, LISA!!!
She must have really been something at age 11 when Johnny started dating her.
*Note to scriptwriter, when you hire a much younger actress than the part calls for, you might want a few re-writes.*
Quote from: Bob on June 19, 2009, 03:07:05 PM
She must have really been something at age 11 when Johnny started dating her.
*Note to scriptwriter, when you hire a much younger actress than the part calls for, you might want a few re-writes.*
Rewrite, shmewrite. Who needs editing or sensible dialogue when you have an actress with such charisma and beauty? ::)
Lisa makes Grace Kelly look like dog food.
Coincidence?
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I dunno.
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I used to like the name Lisa. Now it can go to Hell.
She's so much more beautiful than Michelle's boyfriend Mike's girlfriend Michelle.
Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress
I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 20, 2009, 08:41:26 AM
Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress
I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND
NO ONE can resist Lisa.
It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.
Well, move over Zoe Saldana- tell 'em Lisa's in town!
Quote from: RockSiren on June 20, 2009, 10:39:37 AM
Well, move over Zoe Saldana- tell 'em Lisa's in town!
Zoe should just leave town now. It is over for her now that Lisa is around.
I dunno what to think. The movie is kinda ambiguous about Lisa's physical beauty.
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Amen to that sista.
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Amen to that sista.
Even Quentin Crisp wants her
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Maybe there are Venus Drugs in the water...maybe shes one of Mudd's women!
:highfive: for TOS reference!
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Amen to that sista.
Even Quentin Crisp wants her
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and Maggie Smith
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;D
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 21, 2009, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Amen to that sista.
Even Quentin Crisp wants her
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and Maggie Smith
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;D
And Jessica Tandy
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"Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?"
Probably not. But for that apartment complex, maybe. Those guy just need to go out more.
Quote from: Road_Element on June 21, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
"Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?"
Probably not. But for that apartment complex, maybe. Those guy just need to go out more.
HERETIC!
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Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 21, 2009, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Road_Element on June 21, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
"Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?"
Probably not. But for that apartment complex, maybe. Those guy just need to go out more.
HERETIC!
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BLASPHEMER!!
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 21, 2009, 07:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 21, 2009, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Road_Element on June 21, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
"Is Lisa The Most Beautiful Woman Ever?"
Probably not. But for that apartment complex, maybe. Those guy just need to go out more.
HERETIC!
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BLASPHEMER!!
O.k. maybe not for the apartment complex. Maybe, for THE Room. Anyways that Tommy Wiseau dosnt look handsome enough to get someone like Julia Roberts. I mean the guy looks like the European Lyle Lovett. ;D >:D :o
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Lisabians?
Quote from: TravisW29 on June 22, 2009, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Courtney on June 21, 2009, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
I think Lisa is so beautiful, she turned gay men straight and straight women gay.
There are no heterosexuals or homosexuals. Only Lisasexuals.
Lisabians?
Oooh nice...
but seriously you guys, Evangeline Lilly, Eva Mendes and Zoe Saldana have had a good run, but I would like to usher in the Age of Lisa!!! :cheers:
Lisa's so beautiful that crazy old Happening lady would allow her to eye her lemon drink.
-dale
I don't know..... I was reading this one WONDERFUL SERIES THAT ALL REALLY INTELLIGENT GRLLZ LOVE and I was under the impression that
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is the most beautiful woman ever.
....Tough call, I suppose....
No, no, she's the plainish everygirl that similarly plain and plainer girls can live through vicariously. Lisa's a whole different story, because NO ONE is that beautiful. That's why we can't identify with her as a character. Too beautiful. I mean, really The Room, unrealistic expectations of beauty.
Quote from: Lovye on June 22, 2009, 10:34:05 PM
I don't know..... I was reading this one WONDERFUL SERIES THAT ALL REALLY INTELLIGENT GRLLZ LOVE and I was under the impression that
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is the most beautiful woman ever.
....Tough call, I suppose....
Wow, looks like nothing is going on behind those eyes. "Unrecoverable disk error, abort, retry, fail"
But Lisa, oh man Lisa. She is so smart she can order pizza before you even know you want pizza.
Bella is so plain and ordinary girl who somehow managed to get the most magnificent gorgeous adonis like boyfriend in the world
I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 23, 2009, 06:35:06 AM
I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?
OMG, this might create a worm hole or in other words, they would "TEAR THE UNIVERSE APART".
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 23, 2009, 06:35:06 AM
Bella is so plain and ordinary girl who somehow managed to get the most magnificent gorgeous adonis like boyfriend in the world
I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?
Between the sparkle of his skin and the sparkle of her beauty, we'd all be blinded.
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 06:44:36 AM
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 23, 2009, 06:35:06 AM
I wonder what would it be like if Edward and Lisa got together... could the universe handle a couple that beautiful and sexy?
OMG, this might create a worm hole or in other words, they would "TEAR THE UNIVERSE APART".
I agree. Much like my former banner quotation about Mr.T and Chuck Norris entering a bar at the same time, the universe cannot handle that much awesomeness.
Guys, I can't concentrate on my work. I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty. I fear it may cost me my job.
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 08:58:31 AM
Guys, I can't concentrate on my work. I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty. I fear it may cost me my job.
It would be so worth it though. You would have more free time to think about the beauty of Lisa.
Besides, you could always get work in the growing "Getting Johnny to Adopt You" field.
Quote from: Thrifty on June 23, 2009, 08:58:31 AM
Guys, I can't concentrate on my work. I'm too preoccupied thinking about Lisa's beauty. I fear it may cost me my job.
Just get a job at a bank to help them "make bundles", the you'll have plenty of time to contemplate Lisa's beauty.
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 20, 2009, 10:13:27 AM
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 20, 2009, 08:41:26 AM
Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress
I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND
NO ONE can resist Lisa.
It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.
So you came on the screen too? :)
Quote from: mrbasehart on June 23, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
So you came on the screen too? :)
NO! Absolutely not! NO way!Yes. Dammit.
Quote from: mrbasehart on June 23, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 20, 2009, 10:13:27 AM
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 20, 2009, 08:41:26 AM
Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress
I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND
NO ONE can resist Lisa.
It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.
So you came on the screen too? :)
:rimshot: Bah dum spooge.
Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2009, 04:50:39 AM
Quote from: Lovye on June 22, 2009, 10:34:05 PM
I don't know..... I was reading this one WONDERFUL SERIES THAT ALL REALLY INTELLIGENT GRLLZ LOVE and I was under the impression that
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is the most beautiful woman ever.
....Tough call, I suppose....
Wow, looks like nothing is going on behind those eyes. "Unrecoverable disk error, abort, retry, fail"
But Lisa, oh man Lisa. She is so smart she can order pizza before you even know you want pizza.
Yeah, Kristen Stewart is like if Windows ME took human form.
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Quote from: Courtney on June 23, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on June 23, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 20, 2009, 10:13:27 AM
Quote from: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 20, 2009, 08:41:26 AM
Lisa is so beautiful and sexy, especially in a red dress
I still can't believe Mark did that, I mean he's Johnny's BEST FRIEND
NO ONE can resist Lisa.
It's impossible, I humped my TV when she came on the screen.
So you came on the screen too? :)
:rimshot: Bah dum spooge.
BOO!!!
I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa. Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.
Quote from: Courtney on June 24, 2009, 12:35:36 PM
I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa. Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.
Im with Courtney on this one- by the way guys, does that actually work, honestly??? Because as a young chick, I dont think I could even say it without laughing...perhaps its a confidence issue, but its so...dorky/cliche/corny?
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Well, she USED to be dead-sexy and The Most Beautiful Woman on the Planet Ever to Look a Lot Like Britney Spears, but ... I dunno. I look at this more recent picture, and she's obviously trimmed back those formerly ample and luscious eyebrows, and lost some of that uber-erotic baby-bloat from her face. It's just not the same any more. I want the old Lisa back. BTW, Juliette Danielle hasn't been in a movie since "Room", so I'm guessing that my appraisal isn't too far off the mark here.
Quote from: RockSiren on June 24, 2009, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 24, 2009, 12:35:36 PM
I will say one thing genuinely in favor of Lisa. Bless her heart, she knew there was no other way to deliver that "lover boy" line, and I'm sure Tommy actually wanted her to try to sound sexy.
Im with Courtney on this one- by the way guys, does that actually work, honestly??? Because as a young chick, I dont think I could even say it without laughing...perhaps its a confidence issue, but its so...dorky/cliche/corny?
My dearest RockSiren, I know Lisa, you are no Lisa.
(Man, if Juliette Danielle ever signs up for a rifftrax account, she will think we hate here....... just kidding around! Don't use your manipulative uber-powers on us and make us kill ourselves)
Youre right- the Lisa shame ceremony to take place after this post.
Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa looks like Mellissa Joan Hart gone to seed? I was actually very surprised there weren't any "Clarissa Explains It All" jokes. Every time my girlfriend and I have a screening of The Room, somebody inevitably starts singing (or "na-na-na"-ing) that theme song.
Quote from: Jerkzilla on June 25, 2009, 06:03:58 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa looks like Mellissa Joan Hart gone to seed? I was actually very surprised there weren't any "Clarissa Explains It All" jokes. Every time my girlfriend and I have a screening of The Room, somebody inevitably starts singing (or "na-na-na"-ing) that theme song.
I was thinking she was probably what Jodie Sweeten looked like before she kicked Meth...thats just me though.
Yes. Stop asking.
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Yeah you're right. It's me. I was wrong. There's absolutely no resemblance at all whatsoever. ::)
Guys, I had a dream about Lisa. I was a matador and she was in the stands. I was gored, and she came down and her beauty somehow healed my wounds and turned the bull into hundreds of delicious Burger King Whoppers.
We chowed down on numerous Whoppers and then I woke up :-[
Imagine, eating Whoppers with the Beautiful Lisa...
Maybe, just maybe, dreams can come true...