Is it really that insecure in itself that it feels it has to reattain the audience's attention every other scene? :gouge:
How can you not have so many sex scenes!?! Didn't you see how beautiful and sexy Lisa was?
Quote from: GregMcduck on June 18, 2009, 12:14:28 PM
How can you not have so many sex scenes!?! Didn't you see how beautiful and sexy Lisa was?
Oh Hi Greg.
Lisa is so beautiful isn't she? She looks great in a red dress.
I think it needed just two more to qualify as softcore pornography.
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 18, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?
It's a "love scene". Tommy would be highly offended at everyone just calling it a "sex scene!"
Quote from: torgosPizza on June 18, 2009, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 18, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?
It's a "love scene". Tommy would be highly offended at everyone just calling it a "sex scene!"
what is the darn differences
Quote from: Schwarzwald on June 18, 2009, 04:23:03 PM
Quote from: torgosPizza on June 18, 2009, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 18, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?
It's a "love scene". Tommy would be highly offended at everyone just calling it a "sex scene!"
what is the darn differences
Not a fan of sarcasm, are you?
Was it just me, or was Tommy aiming a BIT high on Lisa during the sex scenes?
Quote from: Bob on June 18, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
Was it just me, or was Tommy aiming a BIT high on Lisa during the sex scenes?
I felt the same way... "um... her chest isn't big enough for THAT approach, sir..."
Quote from: LucasM on June 20, 2009, 01:34:14 AM
Quote from: Bob on June 18, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
Was it just me, or was Tommy aiming a BIT high on Lisa during the sex scenes?
I felt the same way... "um... her chest isn't big enough for THAT approach, sir..."
Speaking of her chest, her nipples bothered me. Sex Scene Film School 101: turn on the AC.
Quote from: Bob on June 18, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
Was it just me, or was Tommy aiming a BIT high on Lisa during the sex scenes?
Not if he was trying to pork her cavernous belly button..
God, shes so beautiful- Zoe Saldana has nothing on her!
Maybe Johnny never had sex with her. Maybe the whole time he WAS thrusting into her belly button, and that's why she begs for sex that one time and says that he owes her one. Maybe that's also why she cheats on Johnny. Maybe Johnny's belly button fetish was Johnny's downfall. Or maybe not.
Yeah Wiseau blocked that scene after watching Underworld: Evolution.
And I dont know how to embed here, so heres the link:
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 18, 2009, 03:17:58 PM
Can you call a thrusting set of ass cheeks a sex scene?
Tommy Wiseau is one of the lumpiest humans ever.
I actually just watched the movie for the first time a few days ago, and I want to watch the RiffTrax, but that would involve seeing his ass again. *shudder*
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!
Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!
Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.
Oh, "
What kind of money" the ladies would pay to see that!
QuoteOh, "What kind of money" the ladies would pay to see that!
Man Im going to trade in my stocks right now.
Quote from: Moleman on June 21, 2009, 12:10:32 AM
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.
:clap: :D :clap: ;D
Quote from: Moleman on June 21, 2009, 12:10:32 AM
The first half hour of this movie is like a 13 year old playing The Sims when his parents are gone.
I mentioned this to my friend Sean, and he responded, "That's pretty much right, except they don't take all the doors and set them on fire, which totally should have happened in
The Room." :D
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Seriously, when my brother and I were watching this, the first sex scene disgusted us. Then, when the second scene rolled around, he said "Didn't we see this same thing FIVE MINUTES AGO?" And then, when the third rolled around, we were going "Oh, God, no! Not another one!"
My heart goes out to all the crew who were on the set that day. Poor dopes.
I just realized:
this film is what doctors prescribe if that four hour erection is maintained with Viagra!
<person with long-duration erection watches film>
=Drrrrooooo
oooooop=
Want to teach teens abstinence?
Show 'em The Room.
Of course, the human population will drop significantly...
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.
I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?
Quote from: NRRork on June 28, 2009, 06:37:31 AM
How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.
I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?
He was overcome by the beauty of Lisa.
Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2009, 07:15:01 AM
Quote from: NRRork on June 28, 2009, 06:37:31 AM
How many sex scenes did THIS movie need? None.
I mean, the only time I've seen worse acting was in ACTUAL porno movies. But the thing is, porno movies rarely take themselves too seriously. So, what the hell was this guy's excuse?
He was overcome by the beauty of Lisa.
Arent we all?
Could this really be the "Room" people need to get when they need to "Get a Room?"
Quote from: Lemming Howard on June 28, 2009, 09:52:41 AM
Could this really be the "Room" people need to get when they need to "Get a Room?"
They should've got a different one. Like, one we didn't have to watch.
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I think it it a good idea to cram all your sex scenes in the first part of the movie. But I could have used 4 or 5 more. I guess they ran out of original songs.
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home :P
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
THRUSTING
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Can't imagine someone looking that closely to notice that!!!! :gouge:
Quote from: Thrifty on June 29, 2009, 02:49:10 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
THRUSTING
ASS MUSCLE FLEXATION
Quote from: RVR II on June 29, 2009, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home :P
Or at least until such time as we think we can get money out of it.
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 03:52:09 PM
Quote from: RVR II on June 29, 2009, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on June 29, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: Courtney on June 29, 2009, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: rebisaz on June 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Quote from: RVR II on June 27, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
WTF did I just watch ??? :speechless:
..And Thanks Disembaudio for making those 'sex scenes' a bit more tollerable.. :gouge:
Man. I watched it without the rifftrax the first time and all I could think during those was please, hurry up and finish! And oh god no not again! Then with the rifftrax I just looked at my houseplant and listened to the Disembaudio family squabbles - much better.
You know what would have shortened the second Johnny/Lisa sex scene? NOT REUSING FOOTAGE FROM THE FIRST ONE.
Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Then I thought I might have to watch the two scenes again to prove it. :speechless:
Now now..You and Pak should keep that issue in the privacy of your own home :P
Or at least until such time as we think we can get money out of it.
CHA-CHING$$$ 8)
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
Actually, you just might be. With her build they're a perfectly natural size. If she had the build of, say, Paris Hilton, then I'd say you were right.
Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?" I'm guessing the answer is still NO.
Quote from: starfighter on July 18, 2009, 12:30:30 AM
Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?" I'm guessing the answer is still NO.
They actually had a certain amount of bemused affection for The Room minus the sex scenes. I'm pretty sure Mike still hates Showgirls, so I wouldn't hold my breath.
Quote from: FordPrefect on July 18, 2009, 01:16:36 AM
Quote from: starfighter on July 18, 2009, 12:30:30 AM
Now that they've taken on a movie with nudity and sex scenes, no matter how inept the scenes were, does this mean we're any closer to them riffing on "Showgirls?" I'm guessing the answer is still NO.
They actually had a certain amount of bemused affection for The Room minus the sex scenes. I'm pretty sure Mike still hates Showgirls, so I wouldn't hold my breath.
You'd think hating a film would make it easier and more satisfying to riff upon.
There are limits.
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
They looked best in her red dress.
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.
;D
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
Ah yes, I seem to recall having pretty epic boobage at that age. WHAT HAPPENED? :'(
Quote from: Moca Java on April 21, 2010, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
Ah yes, I seem to recall having pretty epic boobage at that age.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.
Partially digested pizza everywhere.
Quote from: emory on May 07, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?
They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.
Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it? It's a magical age for boobage.
One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.
Partially digested pizza everywhere.
And birthday cake....
Quote from: emory on May 07, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Partially digested pizza
I hope it wasn't Torgospizza...
Quote from: Corny Commentaries on May 08, 2010, 12:18:29 AM
Quote from: emory on May 07, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Partially digested pizza
I hope it wasn't Torgospizza...
It was still pretty warm.... (https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi16.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb4%2Frobotrix%2FSmileys%2FBarf%2Fthsmilies1033.gif&hash=210c8e81011ab8ef1b3a410f444d8b2910b82d44)
Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!
Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.
Hey, Denny's technically legal, and he can't be as pale and withered as Wiseau.
Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.
Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:
"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"
Quote from: doctorhu on July 28, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.
Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:
"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"
Why try hamburger when you can have steak?
Quote from: doctorhu on July 28, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.
Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:
"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"
He doesn't know the positions he's trying to do.