Dear Cinematic Titanic

[Bill Corbett]

(crossposted from the Rifftrax Blog:

http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/06/24/dear-cinematic-titanic/)

TO:  The Sailors upon the S.S. Cinematic Titanic

FROM:  The Rifftrax landlubbers

RE:  Things Riffological

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Dear Joel, Josh, Trace, Mary Jo, Frank, and  Anson Williams:

This is an open invitation to come riff with us.  Any, or all of you; whenever mutually convenient.  There will be snacks.

One of you has already done so. She even rejoined your august group for more of your own work, none worse for the wear.  (We hope...  But please do check with her.)

We tried to get a game going already, but to be fair... you needed to launch before doing anything else.   And that you did, with great fanfare and success.  Bravo, sirs.  And lady.

Now that you're very much afloat -- we'd like you all to know, on the record*, that our door** is open.   Come and play.  We're not going away anytime soon, and neither are you.   Shooting one of your episodes takes longer with its visual component, we understand.   

But when your schedule lightens up, and you're between shoots, come do a Rifftrax with us in the meantime.  Any of you -- even Mary Jo.  (Really MJ, we'll have an actual chair for you this time.)  Lots of movies out there, lots of riffer combinations possible, and many schedule-friendly shorts still beg for riffing.   We could even do a flash animation of some sort.  It boggles the mind!

To repeat:  there will be snacks.  Of fairly decent quality.  Not amazing, but really... fairly decent, all in all.

Life is too short to pretend that our fellow MST3K alums don't exist.   That might be awkward anyway, if we run into each other at some big event wearing the same outfit.  ("Oh, you have an internet-based riffing thing these days, too?  Hunh.")

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=637

So please, come play. 

cheers,

Bill Corbett

on behalf of Rifftrax, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Ted's Famous Chicken Restaurant:

www.tedsfamouschickenrestaurant.com


(* We don't really have a "record.")

(** We don't really have a "door.")

[Pak-Man]

I think I speak for everyone in the universe* when I say that if anything were to come from such a meeting of the minds, it could be the most awesome thing to happen to Rifftrax. Maybe even bigger than Weird Al. :^)




*Everyone who enjoys Rifftrax

[Edward J Grug III]

Please make this come true.

[RoninFox]

Really looking forward to guest Anson Williams!

[RVR II]

My Sailor Moon gals (in my Avatar) will welcome them aboard!

[Lemming Howard]

                                                     Do it...
                                                   


                                       DO IT!!!!




                                      DO IT!!!!!


                                                     ...Sorry about that.  Uh,  go  Bill,  yeah!

[doggans]

Screw Anson Williams, we want Donny Most!

[ScottotD]

Why don't you have a door?

[Minnesota]

Yes, please do a Rifftrax, any movie would do. The most requested movie on this forum comes to mind (Red Dawn) ... or might I suggest an All Star Rifftrax of the Star Wars Trilogy ... it would probably make millions of dollars (or at the very least millions of Star Wars fanboys cry) ... btw Cinematic people (if you're reading this) , the Star Wait commentary was hilarious..

[Janitor]

C'mon CT, you know you want to. All the cool kids are doing it. It'll make you feel good.

[SmilinJackRoss]

no Bill, NO!! Screw you and your liberal ideas of "reform" and "peace"!  The enemy must be hunted down and DESTROYED.  You musn't stop until the mission is accomplished!

kidding, kidding.  I'd love to see some Riff-tanic...or Titani-trax.  Whatever.

[RVR II]

Yes, please do a Rifftrax, any movie would do. The most requested movie on this forum comes to mind (Red Dawn) ...

I know another that comes to mind... Begins with a 'D', ends with an 'E', and a 'UN' in the middle..

[doggans]

Crocodile Dundee?

[RVR II]

Crocodile Dundee?

OOOooo...
So Close, but Close only counts in Horse Shoes, Hand Grenades, and Nuclear Bombs!

Spoiler

[kodiakthejuggler]

This "meeting of the minds", so to speak, is up at the top of my list of convergences I'd like to see, along with Billionaire arm wrestling and Liberal-Conservative cuddle parties.