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One of the 3 Ninjas movies

Started by Phantom of Krankor, July 07, 2008, 07:06:05 PM

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Phantom of Krankor

All of them are totally riffable. The first one would make a great rifftrax, but I'd absolutly love to see High Noon at Mega Mountain riffed, because it deserves it so badly.
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Road_Element

#1
My brother use to love these movies to death. He would drive me nuts with these movies So i say they can go ahead and do them. There just some of the worst in children entertainment i have ever seen.. O.k. ill be fair. It is somewhat better then Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders. But thats not saying much.

Toby Danger

I loved the first film as a kid, but is movie is definitely worthy of a severe mocking.

To this day, I still can't figure out how those kids had a Japanese grandfather when niether of their parents is Asian. Or why an accomplished drug lord and ninja master would hire three dim-witted stoners for a kidnapping job.

Road_Element

#3
Quote from: Toby Danger on July 08, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
I loved the first film as a kid, but is movie is definitely worthy of a severe mocking.

To this day, I still can't figure out how those kids had a Japanese grandfather when niether of their parents is Asian. Or why an accomplished drug lord and ninja master would hire three dim-witted stoners for a kidnapping job.

I guess the old grandfather could have adopted his daughter.