Favorite lines

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Here's a few to start:

Conjunction Junction, The Movie

dee..doo..dee..doo..doo... lots of stuff to do on our consoles.....

Kevin: during the preview:  "Whoa, I'm gett'n a big dejavu here Bill"

[skenderberg]

Batman is dead!  Maybe!

[torgosPizza]

"Hey guys! What are you doin'? What does this do--oops!"

"Lick me, dye job!"

"Wish I had a lawn so I could tell ya to GET OFF OF IT!"

"Thus concludes meaningless glance theater!"

[amityisland]

He doesn't so much say the lines as slap you with them

[bettertomorrowamy]

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!, FRIEND!"

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The Frankenstein monster noises whenever they showed Spock on the screen got me every time.

[RVR II]

All the "Captain's Log:" lines had me rolling

[cfkane]

"This is all very Russian!"
"... in the sense that it makes me want to drink heavily."

[Rattrap007]

The Frankenstein monster noises whenever they showed Spock on the screen got me every time.

same here. Spock-enstein jokes were priceless.

[OmegaR!]

Old Lady: "I was never that young"

Riff: "I believe you"

[Indomitus]

Movie: "Uhura, hail that ship."
Riff: "Yo ship!  The hail you doin' out there?!?"