And what did we learn?

[Imper1um]

I learned that in order to fix something, you just have to speak 'Techno babble jargon matter' and then have another guy respond 'Random engineer stuff this' and it will be fixed with a shake of the camera!

[Bob]

I learned that you cannot find an actor who works cheap with a reasonable Scottish accent.

[Flopsy T. Hamster]

I learned that Sulu's daughter in the fake fake universe is really hot. Sulu's daughter in the real fake universe... not so much.

[Rude]

...

Apparently being trapped in space and time requires that you stand in a single spot, endlessly, for days on end, with no chair... that is, until Kirk decides to give you "the tour."

-Rude

[nummy muffin]

I learned that hair's a cool place to store various odds and ends. 

And Spock needs to reconsult with his Avon lady and try for more neutral shades.

[ShadowDog]

I learned that no matter how much you want to, you can't go back.  Once a series is cancelled and four decades pass by, it's fucking OVER.

[Bob]

I learned that for a free movie, you can sure get a lot of the original looking props.

(but no chairs)

[Tyrant]

I've learned that fandom can be a really, really sad and pathetic thing sometimes. Especially when it's trying to recreate a more glorious past after its time has come and gone.

[DarthChimay]

I learned that Spock is a drag queen.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Space curbs are hard to land by.
Scottish people have variable accents.