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Megan Fox crowned sexiest woman in the world

Started by Sideswipe, April 24, 2008, 06:08:55 AM

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DarthChimay

The problem with those Megan Fox "topless" pictures is that she has pasties on. Which actually put me at ease once I figured that out. At first I thought she had some degenerative nipple disease.

Oh, and she has a landing strip.

However, I do think Alba is a lot prettier. I love big eyes like that.

Fortis

Quote from: Imrahil on May 13, 2008, 11:51:08 AM
I was fairly underwhelmed by Megan Fox. She's pretty, I guess, but just doesn't look any different than any other generic "pretty" girl does.  She's not really distinctive.

Yeah I agree, I'm not particularly attracted to Jessica Biel or Alba, but at least they have distinctive looks. Megan Fox just strikes me as another generic bimbo hollywood says I'm supposed to worship.



Courtney

Megan Fox is a trashier version of Angelina Jolie.  I don't get why so many guys think she's so hot.



Fortis

Quote from: Courtney on May 13, 2008, 12:08:17 PM
Megan Fox is a trashier version of Angelina Jolie.  I don't get why so many guys think she's so hot.

Well I don't even find Angelina Jolie hot...I mean, like every other guy I like nice lips...but when her bottom lip looks like it has a butt. That's a turn off.

DarthChimay

Quote from: Courtney on May 13, 2008, 12:08:17 PM
Megan Fox is a trashier version of Angelina Jolie.  I don't get why so many guys think she's so hot.

Trashier? At least Megan Fox hasn't publicly worn the blood of a lover.

I agree though. Megan does look like she belongs sitting in a lawn chair next to a car on cinder blocks, chain-smoking, ready to pop out the first of many beer-swilling spawn.

Courtney

Should be noted that I don't get the Angelina thing either, I don't find her attractive in the least.  To me she looks like The Incredible Mr. Limpett with a big rack.  I just think Megan Fox is the poor man's version of someone who's already overrated. 

I judge.  Lots.



Fortis

Quote from: Courtney on May 13, 2008, 12:36:11 PM
Should be noted that I don't get the Angelina thing either, I don't find her attractive in the least.  To me she looks like The Incredible Mr. Limpett with a big rack.  I just think Megan Fox is the poor man's version of someone who's already overrated. 

I judge.  Lots.

And I'm overly critical and extremely picky...doesn't bode well for me girlfriend wise, dang.

DarthChimay

I agree. The older Jolie's gotten, the better-looking she's become, carrying herself with a lot more class. However, thinking of her and naughtiness almost makes me feel like Rizzo.

You're right, though. She's no Don Knotts. Giggity.

RoninFox

Megan's okay (and if we got married and I legally changed my name to match the forum, she wouldn't have to change her last name at all) in fact I do think she's beautiful, if underfed...but anytime you get into the discussion of who's the sexiest you're going to run into problems.

1.  There are more differing opinions on what is sexy than even what makes a good movie.  Don't believe me (and go through enough of the forum I don't really blame you) start searching the net.  Just type in any word you can think of alongside sexy or sex...chances are someone is attracted to any word you can think of.

2.  Even the "professional view" of sexy that Hollywood tries to cram down our throats is ever-changing and contradictory.
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DarthChimay

Quote from: RoninFox on May 13, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
1.  There are more differing opinions on what is sexy than even what makes a good movie.  Don't believe me (and go through enough of the forum I don't really blame you) start searching the net.  Just type in any word you can think of alongside sexy or sex...chances are someone is attracted to any word you can think of.

So far as my 1 minute google search revealed, there are no people out there who find the noble gases sexy.

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DarthChimay

Quote from: Imrahil on May 13, 2008, 03:56:24 PM
Really? Argon gives me a huge boner.

A Gorn can do that to many people.

I now officially hate myself.

RoninFox

Quote from: DarthChimay on May 13, 2008, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on May 13, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
1.  There are more differing opinions on what is sexy than even what makes a good movie.  Don't believe me (and go through enough of the forum I don't really blame you) start searching the net.  Just type in any word you can think of alongside sexy or sex...chances are someone is attracted to any word you can think of.

So far as my 1 minute google search revealed, there are no people out there who find the noble gases sexy.

You're just being too specific.  Sexy gas turns up 767,000 results!
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