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Uwe Boll's Far Cry! (Trailer inside!)

Started by mrbasehart, February 14, 2008, 08:43:42 PM

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mrbasehart

February 14, 2008, 08:43:42 PM

QuoteJack Carver, a retired Ocean Patrol officer, transports tourists and small cargo to remote islands on his boat. After bringing a female reporter to an uncharted island in Micronesia, all hell breaks loose: His boat is blown up, he is left for dead, and the reporter is kidnapped. Carver must embark on a rescue mission into an island inhabited by mercenaries protecting a secret genetic research lab.




Can't wait!  ;D

weepel

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February 14, 2008, 08:55:35 PM


Nothing more needs to be said.

Wiseblood

#2
February 14, 2008, 09:03:31 PM
Whoa, I didn't know Til Schweiger would be playing Jack Carver!


Chaos

#3
February 14, 2008, 09:08:31 PM
The mad doctor forgot to turn his trucker hat backwards when he said "Let's not go Over the Top." :D
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

jewishcarpenter

#4
February 14, 2008, 10:37:38 PM
Ooooooh, I sure hope there's a comical fat guy in this movie! *1:30 into preview* Oh shit, there he is!

RobtheBarbarian

#5
February 14, 2008, 10:41:11 PM

Sheik Yerbouti

#6
February 15, 2008, 02:18:01 AM
Meh.  Give me Uwe Boll's Minesweeper!

1:48 - apparently it's rated 'NON-CONTRACTUAL BILLING BLOCK'?  That's a new one.

Nick

#7
February 15, 2008, 10:04:50 AM
So theyve gone from the south pacific... to north Michigan?  :D
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!

jewishcarpenter

#8
February 15, 2008, 10:20:02 AM
I'm just sad the actor that played my favorite character (Major Garland Briggs) on Twin Peaks is in this movie.

Petey Wheatstraw

#9
February 15, 2008, 10:55:18 AM
Quote from: jewishcarpenter on February 15, 2008, 10:20:02 AMI'm just sad the actor that played my favorite character (Major Garland Briggs) on Twin Peaks is in this movie.

Man, even acting in Showgirls 2 would be more dignified than acting in an Uwe Boll movie.
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Sheik Yerbouti

#10
February 16, 2008, 01:39:52 AM
Quote from: jewishcarpenter on February 15, 2008, 10:20:02 AM
I'm just sad the actor that played my favorite character (Major Garland Briggs) on Twin Peaks is in this movie.

I noticed that too!  Poor guy.  He's made a career of playing generic military officers.  I don't think I've seen him in any other kind of role.

Dim of the Yard

#11
February 16, 2008, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: Sheik Yerbouti on February 15, 2008, 02:18:01 AM
Meh.  Give me Uwe Boll's Minesweeper!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

It's not Uwe Boll's, but that just means it's watchable!

Sheik Yerbouti

#12
February 16, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
Quote from: Dim of the Yard on February 16, 2008, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: Sheik Yerbouti on February 15, 2008, 02:18:01 AM
Meh.  Give me Uwe Boll's Minesweeper!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

It's not Uwe Boll's, but that just means it's watchable!

That was great, thanks!

Doctor Who?

#13
February 16, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
I'm off to poke out my eyes so there is no chance i will ever see a frame of this "movie".

MSTJedi

#14
February 18, 2008, 10:52:32 PM
Why the hell do good games keep selling licenses to that hack?

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