The Craigslist Game

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

One of the odder "Must take both" pairings I've seen on Craigslist:

[BEERxTaco]

From the Grumpy Old Man Dept.

[Sideswipe]

Hahaha, thats great.

[AmandaGal]

Apparently hookers advertise on our Craig's list.  They say they want guys to bring them "flowers" and "jewelry" which is apparently slang for cash for sex.

That's about the most interesting thing on my local Craig's list.  I've got the urge to get some concrete blocks though.

[RVR II]

That's F'N Hilarious!!!
I'd ask him if he'll take $.99 a block just for the response!

[SmilinJackRoss]

Great one, BxT.

[wurwolf]

I don't post here much but I couldn't resist this thread. Craigslist is a gold mine for internet wackiness.



I mean, really. WTF?

[RVR II]

That is pretty funny, but I just had to re-read BxT's ad again it's just Sooo Hilarious!!!

[Jason Martian]

"We used to have some snakes and bought two mice to feed them. In the meanwhile, the big snake decided to eat the little one and wasn't hungry any more."  DOH!

[Jason Martian]

  ...and another I thought an odd giveaway... Free Meat, "not for human consumption"

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

free pile, Game boys (broken)
Reply to: sale-594721570@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-03, 6:46PM PST


Free stuff
1 Wood frame window -great for cold frame, crack in glass; basketball hoop, backboard, pole and base - dissasembled so you can put it in your SUV.
One broken Game Boy Advance - got some sea water dripped on it. Nintendo DS - hinge broken and the cable between the two halves is broken. No charger for either. Also a samsung cell phone that worked, except for a broken screen and no battery - no charger as well. These items are in a ziplock bag.
Just come and take the stuff; I can't hold it for you. It is in the alley on the retaining wall south of 6314 - 28th Ave NW, Seattle. Please do not enter fence; beware of dog.
   
   


    * Location: Ballard
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 594721570



I think I'll risk getting mauled by a dog to get my hands on a bunch of obsolete busted up electronics.


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Free Scrap Lumber
Reply to: sale-593507506@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-02, 5:00PM PST


Cedar fence boards and partial boards (kindling?) 2- 2x6 form boards 1- 4x4 about 5' long. Must take it all.

Call Dee @ 253-445-0649 We're near the fairgrounds.....you come and get it and it's yours! :-)
   
   

    * Location: Downtown Puyallup
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I can't help but laugh.


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Boys size 12 Levis
Reply to: sale-594307087@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-03, 12:03PM PST


Have two pair Boys Levis pants. No holes, rips, or tears. Buttons and zipper work.
   
   


    * Location: Key Center
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 594307087

Let's see. Do I want to donate two pairs of pants to the Goodwill that will go towards helping the physically, mentally, and emotionally disabled? NAH!

[wurwolf]

I assume these drugs worked?

[Jason Martian]

Makes you wonder why and where people have gotten some of this crap in the first place!

[Jason Martian]

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

From here in "Squidbilly" Country:

Broken concrete blocks and bricks (Stockbridge)

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Date: 2009-08-12, 1:05PM EDT
Reply to: sale-sypng-1319438414@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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There have been 2 loads removed and there is still around 1-2 loads left needing to be hauled away-They are causing ants against my back fence-Someone please come take them away 678-272-6536 Kristi


Location: Stockbridge
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

So they're not just broken....they're covered with ants.  Great.

fall/winter handknit armlet (cartersville)

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Date: 2009-08-11, 2:16PM EDT
Reply to: sale-qtrkd-1317765354@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I just finished knitting my first armlet for fall/winter. There are mistakes, but they're not unseemly and there are no gaps. I don't like it for myself bc it's a bit too chunky, but for someone with skinny arms, it'd be perfect.

There's also this:

Free Wax Dragon (Marietta)

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Date: 2009-08-12, 4:56PM EDT
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I received a purple dragon candle for my birthday about 8 years ago. It's large, wax, and has sat on a shelf for those 8 years. So I'm giving it away to any takers. Email me if you're interested.

My shoulder is not included. Neither is the posterboard:)


Location: Marietta

But actually I think this is kind of cool...