I'm so happy i could cry.

[Houlie]

I remember when i used to watch mst3k Saturday mornings (if i remember correctly) on sci fi channel until i got a job where i worked weekends. then before i knew it they stopped playing them. i had to resort to whatever volumes i could find on dvd. which was pricey, but worth it. now years later i found this site through SA and a whole new world has opened up to me. going back to my first statement, I'm so happy i could cry. it's good to be here among so many fans! nice to meet you all, my name is Chris. or houlie. whichever you like better. I'll stop now before ramble on forever.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Welcome friend.  It is my duty to initiate you into the Rifftrax family by taking you behind the middle school and getting you pregnant.   

[mrbasehart]

Welcome friend.  It is my duty to initiate you into the Rifftrax family by taking you behind the middle school and getting you pregnant.   

I call seconds!

[RVR II]

*gets video camera ready along with pad & paper for notes*

[Houlie]

woooohooooo i'ma haves me a baby!

[RVR II]

Here at Rifftrax, "We don't make babies; we use prophylactics."

..And middle schools

[NinjaComic]

And jokes that taste bad.  Or are bad tasting...hmmm.

Welcome?