Addressing the complaints

[Sideswipe]

Julia Roberts is more evil than technology anyday.

[Crazy_88s]

Julia Roberts is more evil than technology any day.

I have to agree.

[Otomite]

Forget plot and acting, a robot peed on a guy's head, and that's why this movie is the most retarded thing in the universe.

[gammer]

Forget plot and acting, a robot peed on a guy's head, and that's why this movie is the most retarded thing in the universe.

Hahaha 

[Compound]

Julia Roberts is more evil than technology anyday.

I still have that poster, Swipe...

[Sideswipe]

what poster would that be?

[Cosmic Muse]

You know, I kind of have the urge to turn into Sweeney Todd because of this thread.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Christ, I can't even get up the urge to re-author this one. 

Michael Bay you are a horrible, horrible person.

[Invader_quirk]

I don't care whether the audience responded genuinely. The audience does not sway my opinion, nor does it change the fact that this was little more that a big-budget Disney Channel Original Movie complete with obnoxious characters (if you can even call them that), random plotlines that go nowhere, and "comedy" so worthless that it insults my intelligence.

But you're entitled to your opinion, I guess. No, I take that back. Tranformers is waaaaaaaaaaay too lame for people to be allowed to like it.
CART THIS MANIAC AWAY!

[Cosmic Muse]

Christ, I can't even get up the urge to re-author this one. 

Michael Bay you are a horrible, horrible person.

What's even more apocalyptically horrifying is the fact Bay turned in a draft for the Transformers Live Action sequel.

[Mr. Dave]

Forget plot and acting, a robot peed on a guy's head, and that's why this movie is the most retarded thing in the universe.

When I saw it, that was the exact moment when I stopped waiting for the movie to get better.

In addition to every other problem that people have brought up in this thread, I'd like to mention how horrible the camera work and editing was.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I would just like to quote myself if I may:

Why didn't the decepticons just buy the glasses off of eBay?  In a week they could have had them.  They wouldn't have had to attack Air Force One, or go to Iraq and try to hack into a military base.

The End!

[Cosmic Muse]

I would just like to quote myself if I may:

Why didn't the decepticons just buy the glasses off of eBay?  In a week they could have had them.  They wouldn't have had to attack Air Force One, or go to Iraq and try to hack into a military base.

The End!

I'm guessing that they spent most of their money trying to win Soundwave back on Ebay.

http://transformersp.blogspot.com/2007/08/frank-welker-in-robot-chicken.html