I propose a Riff-Pilgramage!

[Bob]

I admire Jason Statham's ability to have the EXACT SAME HAIR LENGTH AND FACIAL HAIR IN EVERY MOVIE HE HAS EVER DONE, regardless of the role he is playing or the century in which the movie is based.

[jewishcarpenter]

I would go so far as to guess that Uwe did the casting as well for this movie because everyone of the main characters looks out of place.

[Sideswipe]

I think Kristanna Loken is playing the girl from the Dungeon Siege game cover.

[Tyrant]

It's going to be strange if this movie actually turns out to be somewhat decent.

  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry!! What am I saying?

[Sideswipe]

Oh Tyrant, you silly girl.  What will you say next?

[Tyrant]

I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be wacky and fun (and hopefully there will be witnesses)! 

[jewishcarpenter]

I have yet to see an Uwe Boll "film" and I'm not sure if I should start off by watching this one first although it will probably be the last one I watch too judging from the everyone's reaction from all of his other movies.

[Ortega]

Uwe Boll is the reincarnation of Roger Corman.  'Nuff said.

[Rude]

Uwe Boll is the reincarnation of Roger Corman.  'Nuff said.

Shouldn't he have at least a hundred films under his belt by now then. And, at least one or two good ones? 

-Rude

[Tyrant]

Uwe Boll is the reincarnation of Roger Corman.  'Nuff said.

Shouldn't he have at least a hundred films under his belt by now then. And, at least one or two good ones? 

-Rude

I suspect the number of death threats the man recieves on a daily basis may discourage him from being a more prolific filmmaker.

[James of LinHood]

If you're going to see this movie beware:  It's 2 1/2 hours long.  That's a lot of pain to endure.