Greetings Mike Nelson fans!

[odnarb]

   I'm very excited to explore this site!  I'm Brandon, a long-time fan of MST3K and the like.  I myself enjoy making fun of really bad movies.  I feel especially close to Mike, seeing as how near each other we live.  Ok, it's just cool to think he's up in the Cities and I'm down here in the La Crosse area.  Anywho, the site looks fantastic and I'm definitely getting in on the Riff Raff around here!  Later!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Are you talking about the Twin Cities, cuz Mike lives in San Diego now.  Welcome on board.   

[AmandaGal]

Are you talking about the Twin Cities, cuz Mike lives in San Diego now.  Welcome on board.   

Well, gee, you just took his warm fuzzy feeling away.  Although, still, it would probably still help for you to think you're sleeping underneath the same big sky.  You guys may even be wishing on the same bright star.

Welcome to the boards

[BathTub]

Somewhere...out there...beneath the pale moonliiiight.

*cough*

er.

I mean, Welcome!

[Sideswipe]

Its a good thing you cought yourself there Bathtub.  I was about ready to start slapping the sense into you.

[mrbasehart]

!alletS

Welcome.   

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives odnarb a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*

Enjoy!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Mike...who?  Nelson? Never heard of him. I think you want the message board down the street.

Ah,, it seems someone left his sarcasm sequencer on 'constant' rather than 'random'...'

[RoninFox]

Why's he so interested in the ABC Chief Meteorologist in Denver?   

[Thom_Serveaux]

Why's he so interested in the ABC Chief Meteorologist in Denver?   

Actually, he's not, just as the graphic implies, there's been a bit of expansion/diversification over at RiffTrax.  Mike Nelson is the proud owner of the state of Colorodo...

[AmandaGal]

Rifftrax really is taking over the world.  I thought those guys were just kidding.

[Compound]

Why's he so interested in the ABC Chief Meteorologist in Denver?   

Mike and Kevin actually made a reference to that channel during "The Matrix." I laughed.

[RoninFox]

Why's he so interested in the ABC Chief Meteorologist in Denver?   

Actually, he's not, just as the graphic implies, there's been a bit of expansion/diversification over at RiffTrax.  Mike Nelson is the proud owner of the state of Colorodo...

Woah, he owns my state?  Awesome!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Why's he so interested in the ABC Chief Meteorologist in Denver?   

Actually, he's not, just as the graphic implies, there's been a bit of expansion/diversification over at RiffTrax.  Mike Nelson is the proud owner of the state of Colorado...

Woah, he owns my state?  Awesome!

Well what better place to showcase the 'Mile-High Meringue Pie' than in Denver..